Author's Note: I thought this might be funny, so I decided to write it. Have fun and Happy Halloween!
Disclaimer: If I really owned the Harry Potter series, I would be publishing this instead.
Any interested individuals wanting horcruxes at a reasonable rate. Bring an object or we'll custom make one for you – also bring a friend you hate for the creation.
Lord Voldemort's Horcrux Emporium
1234 Evad Kedavra Lane
Little Hangleton, England