(A/n: This is actually one of my friend's stories, but her mother won't let
her get a screen name so I told her I'd put her stories up under my screen
name. So this is not an MST. I'm just typing what she gives me; kind of
like a beta-reader, except its going under my name. If there are ever any
"a/n's" or any "me's" in the story, they're hers, not mine. So after I stop
babbling, it will be just Leah's story. So here goes! )
Title: Dogma with A HP Twist.
Rated: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Metatron, Alan Rickman or Snape. I don't own the Pink Bunny. Snape owns that, and his wand. I own myself. This is my idea……..no flames.
It was another day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and, like always, Snape was a grumpy old guy.
(Snape: Hey, I'm not grumpy or old)
(Me: Quiet…It's my story and if I said that you are grumpy and old, then you are.)
(Snape: Fine.)
Anyway. Snape was very tired and went to be with his bunny, Mr. Pink Bunny.
(Snape: Hey, I don't have a Pink Bunny!)
(Me: Grrrroooowwwwlllll)
(Lupin: Do you need your wolfbane potion?)
(Me: No, I'm fine, thank you Lupin)
Suddenly, there was a burst of flame and a voice saying:
"I am Metatron"
Snape said a very bad word which I will not write, so I'll just put:
"Cockamamie"
Snape took out his wand and yelled "Hydroxio" (the water spell) Suddenly a guy came out of the flames.
"Did you have to use the water spell?"
"Get the **** out of here!" yelled Snape.
"Or what?" asked Metatron. "You'll put a spell on me?"
Snape tried but Metatron had sucked all the magic out of his wand.
"Now sit on the bed and shut up." said Metatron, whom I must mention, is played by the best actor around. (Pulls out Alan Rickman)
Isn't he a cutie?
(Alan: Can I go home now?)
(Me: No)
(Alan: Why?)
(Me: cuz your mine)
(Alan: OK.)
"As I was saying," said Metatron, "I am an angel."
Snape gasped. "I'm gonna diiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!"
"Uhh…. No." said Metatron, "You're going to help a girl meet the man of her dreams."
Title: Dogma with A HP Twist.
Rated: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don't own Metatron, Alan Rickman or Snape. I don't own the Pink Bunny. Snape owns that, and his wand. I own myself. This is my idea……..no flames.
It was another day at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and, like always, Snape was a grumpy old guy.
(Snape: Hey, I'm not grumpy or old)
(Me: Quiet…It's my story and if I said that you are grumpy and old, then you are.)
(Snape: Fine.)
Anyway. Snape was very tired and went to be with his bunny, Mr. Pink Bunny.
(Snape: Hey, I don't have a Pink Bunny!)
(Me: Grrrroooowwwwlllll)
(Lupin: Do you need your wolfbane potion?)
(Me: No, I'm fine, thank you Lupin)
Suddenly, there was a burst of flame and a voice saying:
"I am Metatron"
Snape said a very bad word which I will not write, so I'll just put:
"Cockamamie"
Snape took out his wand and yelled "Hydroxio" (the water spell) Suddenly a guy came out of the flames.
"Did you have to use the water spell?"
"Get the **** out of here!" yelled Snape.
"Or what?" asked Metatron. "You'll put a spell on me?"
Snape tried but Metatron had sucked all the magic out of his wand.
"Now sit on the bed and shut up." said Metatron, whom I must mention, is played by the best actor around. (Pulls out Alan Rickman)
Isn't he a cutie?
(Alan: Can I go home now?)
(Me: No)
(Alan: Why?)
(Me: cuz your mine)
(Alan: OK.)
"As I was saying," said Metatron, "I am an angel."
Snape gasped. "I'm gonna diiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!"
"Uhh…. No." said Metatron, "You're going to help a girl meet the man of her dreams."