AN: I just wanted to share some shorts that I've written in Tumblr. Let me know if you liked these! (or not lol)
Dialogue created by Tumblr blog: givelightningherharem.
Eos, oh sweet Eos, he was dead. The line of Lucis ends tonight. His ancestors would be rolling over their graves. His life would end, not by some heroic or sacrificial event, but by the hand of his girlfriend.
It would be fun, Prompto said. Bragging rights to the better marksman, he said. The challenge prompted him to borrow, without Lightning's knowledge, her precious Blazefire Saber.
As Noctis looked at what used to be a smooth, stainless surface on the gunblade, he saw it. A scratch. Though tiny, he knew Lightning would see it at the briefest of glances.
"Lightning, my queen, my angel, light of my life, the reason I live and breath, my sanctuary, my-"
"What did you do?"
In response to a givelightningherharem post:
The sound of a screeching microphone echoed through the Lestallum Bar. Four figures sat helplessly as the Prince of Lucis made his staggering way to the stage.
Prompto and Gladio were in hysterical fits, Ignis simply moaned with his forehead flat on the bar's surface, and Lightning sighed at her seat beside him, waiting for her shot of tequila to arrive.
"This is… for my one and -hic- only…" Noctis gripped the microphone stand, leaning so it can support his weight. With a shaky hand, he pointed to the woman by the bar. "Lightning… baby, you are my-"
With perfect timing, the bartender set the shot glass and Lightning took it as fast as her namesake. She's gonna need it.
"-ANGELLLLLLLL"
In response to a request of awkward Lightis and idiot Snow making innuendos:
Noctis stood next to Lightning, a shy arm around her waist as they danced and awkwardly swayed to a jazzy, bossa nova song. With news of their engagement, a private party was held in Lebreau's bar with their closest friends.
The loudest of them were Prompto and Snow. The two talked and laughed like a pair of animals, like a hyena and a bear.
"I can't believe they're getting married." Prompto wiped a tear from laughing. "I mean, we've all seen it coming, but now that it's actually happening, I'm shook."
"Same." Snow agreed. "We're all gonna be family now."
An idea suddenly entered Prompto's mind and he smirked. "Speaking of family… wanna bet when Light gets pregnant?"
"You mean." Snow gave a smirk of his own. "When Light gets Noct up."
Before the two could even laugh, they were silenced by the dark aura that emerged behind them. Lightning's icy voice made good on her promise, and everyone knew she always followed them through.
"You're gonna get Noct out if you two don't shut it."