A/N: Okay second in my unintentional One Page Or Less series. I'll probably do more cause...I just can't help myself. Anyways very long, but quick. Enjoy!
Oh and standard disclaim of non-ownership-ness.
Harry
Draco
Snape
I live in a cupboard.
I live in a manor.
I can talk to snakes!
I can…make my father by me a snake -hmph-
Wow, I'm a wizard!
I knew that.
I'm Harry Potter.
I'm Draco Malfoy.
I'm friends with Ron Weasely.
I hate them and now you. I hate everyone!
I'm quidditch seeker.
Me too. With a fancier broom.
I save the world from a bald guy.
I…uh…I hate you.
I'm locked up.
Ha!
People think I'm Slytherin's heir.
-Pffft- You couldn't be Slytherin's Hair!
Ginny gets messed up with an evil diary.
Well, she is a girl.
She gets kidnapped to the Chamber of Secrets.
Well, she is a Weasely.
I save her!
I…uh…I hate you.
A mad-man is on the loose.
He-kiiiilled-yooourr-paaarents
Dementors are bad.
Yeah, I don't like them either.
My teacher is a werewolf.
I hope you get bit!
Hagrid is a teacher.
I was nearly killed by hippogriff, woe is me!
Shut up!
Make me!
The werewolf and murderer team up to kill a rat.
Overkill much?
He's my god father and didn't murder anyone!
Lame.
I go back in time to save everyone.
Show off.
I'm going to the Quidditch World Cup.
I have better seats than you!
Death Eaters are bad.
But that green glowy skull is cool.
I'm the fourth champion!
I'm…I'm taller!
I win, but it's a trap.
Hehehehe.
Voldemort tries to kill me again.
Yay!
He is a baldy snake-face.
Hey, that's Dark Lord Baldy Snake-face to you!
I'm a hero and get all the gold.
I…uh…I hate you.
But I give it way cause I'm so noble.
-Barf-
I'm agnsty.
I'm…busy.
I'm mad at my friends.
Still busy.
Dark prophecy revealed.
Busy, busy, busy.
Snape lessons -boo!-
I heard that, Potter!
Oops.
Ha!
I have a vision and save Mr. Weasely.
Suck up.
I battle Voldemort in the Ministry.
I'm…really, really busy.
Sirius dies!
Crybaby.
I go on adventures with Dumbledore.
I become a Death Eater.
I play quidditch.
I fix a cupboard.
Hey, I used to live in one of those!
-stares-
Ahem. Ginny is pretty.
Ewww.
You're trying to kill Dumbledore!
He's making me!
Dumbledore dies!
It was Snape, I swear!
I look for Horcruxes.
I…want to stay alive.
Ron leaves cause he's a git.
Well, he is a Weasely
He comes back and helps me destroy a horcrux.
Bleh.
I have to save the school!
I have to make sure you don't.
I have to kill Voldemort.
I will conveniently hide while you do that.
I'm a horcux!
You're a whore?
-ignores- I die.
Awesome. Ha!
I live!
Urgh!
I kill Voldemort.
Yay! I mean- - -very sad…
A lot of people are dead.
I'm not!
Everyone gets married and has kids at the same time.
I'll try not to resent you.
You're balding.
I hate you.
Thoughts? Comments? Ideas for more One Pages?