Authors Rants: Hello everyone! I've FINALLY figured out how to use this
friggin thingamagig, so know I am sending one of my favorite parodies that
I've ever written into the real world. I hope you all like it as much as I
liked writing it!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything of J. K. Rowlings. ( although I wish I owned Hermoine so I could torture her madly and burn all her precious books.. :P)
Harry Parody
Harry, Ron, and Herhorney, the golden prep group, were sitting in potions class trying to cut a weed plant with a butter knife. Prof. Snape loved to torture Mr. Celebrity, Harry Pothead, now that he was out of rehab. (Herhorneys name id actually Hermoine, but I like Herhorney and what the author says goes!!) Anyway, Let's get back to the story.
Suddenly, two girls dropped out of the ceiling and landed right on Ron and Draco Malfloy.
"AHHHHHH!! Get this ugly thing off of me!" Screamed Ron as he kicked the dark haired girl off him and jumped in Harry's lap.
"Yah well you ain't so great yourself asshole." Said the dark haired girl brushing herself off. "Where's Steph?"
"Over here! HELP!" screamed Stephanie, trying to keep Draco off of her. "Let me go you friggin sex deprived Elf lookalike!" She said as she elbowed him in the groin. Draco fell to the floor holding his. area.
"Take that, Elf boy!" Stephanie said proudly.
"What form of Dark Arts is this?" Snape stammered as he armed himself with his crap ass wand.
" HOLY SHIT! He's uglier in real life than in the movie!" screamed Danielle, the dark haired one.
"Hahahaha! She's right!" Ron laughed as he fell on the floor, with harry directaly on top of him in a very obscene position. (Hint hint)
"Oh Gross! Guys, this is a very inapropriate area to be situated like that!" said Hermoine, trying to pull Harry off of Ron although Ron was enjoying it a LITTLE too much. :P
"You two girls! March strait to Dumbledore's office right now! He'll know how to deal with you!" Snape sneered.
" Uh. We don't know where the fucking office is." Steph said, getting annoyed with this very ugly teacher.
" Don't get smart with me you underdressed delinquent!" Snape Boomed. "Harry, Ron, Hermoine, escort these delinquents to the office."
"But Sir, shouldn't a rep from Slytherin go too?" Draco Wined
" Yes, mabye your right, we don't want the Golden Trio getting out of hand" Snape cooed to his little pet.
A/R: So, what did you think? Some laughs here and there, but more to come! R and R Please!!!! I REALLY want some feedback!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything of J. K. Rowlings. ( although I wish I owned Hermoine so I could torture her madly and burn all her precious books.. :P)
Harry Parody
Harry, Ron, and Herhorney, the golden prep group, were sitting in potions class trying to cut a weed plant with a butter knife. Prof. Snape loved to torture Mr. Celebrity, Harry Pothead, now that he was out of rehab. (Herhorneys name id actually Hermoine, but I like Herhorney and what the author says goes!!) Anyway, Let's get back to the story.
Suddenly, two girls dropped out of the ceiling and landed right on Ron and Draco Malfloy.
"AHHHHHH!! Get this ugly thing off of me!" Screamed Ron as he kicked the dark haired girl off him and jumped in Harry's lap.
"Yah well you ain't so great yourself asshole." Said the dark haired girl brushing herself off. "Where's Steph?"
"Over here! HELP!" screamed Stephanie, trying to keep Draco off of her. "Let me go you friggin sex deprived Elf lookalike!" She said as she elbowed him in the groin. Draco fell to the floor holding his. area.
"Take that, Elf boy!" Stephanie said proudly.
"What form of Dark Arts is this?" Snape stammered as he armed himself with his crap ass wand.
" HOLY SHIT! He's uglier in real life than in the movie!" screamed Danielle, the dark haired one.
"Hahahaha! She's right!" Ron laughed as he fell on the floor, with harry directaly on top of him in a very obscene position. (Hint hint)
"Oh Gross! Guys, this is a very inapropriate area to be situated like that!" said Hermoine, trying to pull Harry off of Ron although Ron was enjoying it a LITTLE too much. :P
"You two girls! March strait to Dumbledore's office right now! He'll know how to deal with you!" Snape sneered.
" Uh. We don't know where the fucking office is." Steph said, getting annoyed with this very ugly teacher.
" Don't get smart with me you underdressed delinquent!" Snape Boomed. "Harry, Ron, Hermoine, escort these delinquents to the office."
"But Sir, shouldn't a rep from Slytherin go too?" Draco Wined
" Yes, mabye your right, we don't want the Golden Trio getting out of hand" Snape cooed to his little pet.
A/R: So, what did you think? Some laughs here and there, but more to come! R and R Please!!!! I REALLY want some feedback!