Disclaimer: Naruto is not mine.
Prologue.
All hell broke up for Uchiha Sasuke, when males started falling for Haruno Sakura. And she started falling for them. Of course, Sakura was always popular among Konoha's bachelors but, when you are 12 or even 14 love does seem silly and childish. Now they were 17 and relationships with other sex was not just blushing around the object of your attention or confession letters under the door. It was all about dates, expensive presents, French kisses and occasional competition.
Haruno Sakura has it all.
Each time Sasuke passed by (and it was passing by, not checking or guarding; who said you can't pass by certain place each day… maybe twice a day) hospital on the evening, he saw some new guy asking her out.
Only once Sasuke visited Sakura's room. It was girlish, as expected, with flower pattern wallpapers and posters of idol guys. However, first think you notice when going into the room is that half of it is filled with plush toys and gift boxes. Some of the toys were as tall as him.
"What is that?" He could't stop himself from asking stupid question.
Sakura looked at the direction of his stare.
"Oh, that's just some gifts."
"Did I miss your birthday?" Sasuke asked although he knew that her birthday wasn't coming for next four months.
"No, I just get gifts regardless the date. I usually return most of them: they are too expensive, like jewerlly or perfume but can't refuse plush toys, like them too much." She smiled while taking the thick book.
"Ok, we can go now."
He didn't know why but he felt annoyed.
Competition was really intense for Sakura's affection. If Uchiha Sasuke was Konoha's most eligible bachelor, Sakura was, probably, his closest female counterpart.
Luckily, most of her fans were her shy patients who were amazed by her well-known medical skills. They were just silent admirers who hoped to be noticed without putting much effort to achieve it.
However, they were still few loud ones… like Uzumaki Naruto or Rock Lee, who, as time passed by, became noisier and more persistent about their feelings. Considering, both males stubbornness, fights between them was Konoha's citizen's usual evening entertainment.
At first, Sakura tried to explain her two admirers that them fighting didn't increase her love for them. However, after seeing uselessness of such actions, she gave up and mostly just ignored both Naruto and Lee.
At least Sasuke thought she ignored both of them…
Until he found his teammates kissing under the cherry blossom tree one very unpleasant evening.
Was he shocked?
Yes, he was, as much as Uchiha Sasuke could, which was shown in half-open mouth and particular loud "Hn!"
When the couple saw who their unwilling intruder was, they broke apart. Sakura blushed, while Naruto looked annoyed.
There was awkward silence for a while. It was strange but Sasuke actually didn't know what to do.
Should he just say his most indifferent "Hn" and leave them alone?
Should he congratulate the couple with irony in voice?
Or should he just yell at them: "What the hell is going on?"
Although first two options seemed just in his character, the third option was the most appealing to him at the moment.
Not decided what to do, he just continued to glare at the them.
Sakura was the first to talk, although it wasn't talking but more like mumbling.
"Sasuke… hmm… we… me… Naruto… you know…" Her face became even redder.
Naruto disapprovingly looked at her.
"Yeah, we're dating. For two weeks already. Didn't want anyone to know. Do you have any problem with it?" He said with challenge.
No, he didn't have any problem with it at all.
It was just annoying…
And irritating…
And made him want to break something…
The way he always felt.
"Just wanted to make sure that you know that you're even more late for the training that Kakashi, dobe."
Good. He sounded totally businesslike and indifferent. He put some hate into "dobe" but it's not strange considering their history.
"Training!" Sakura squealed.
"Naruto, it's totally your fault. Told you, we should have gone to the training not stopping to… to…" She blushed again. And he thought she finally given up this childish way of displaying affection.
"To make out." Naruto finished her sentence.
Somehow, after Naruto's remark Sasuke hated blond even more than he already did.
He thought it wasn't possible.
"Let's go then." Naruto lightly kissed Sakura's lips and they walked away hand by hand.
It was.
Now his hate intesified even more than minute ago.
The strangest thing was he didn't know why.
It was Sasuke's worst training ever.
Naruto was easy on Sakura and tried to protect her from Sasuke.
Sakura shouted on Naruto that she can defend herself.
Actually, the same as always.
However, now every move, every gesture had a different meaning to Sasuke.
The dark-haired boy wondered how he didn't notice they were lovers before.
He should have guessed by the way Naruto brushed his hand with Sakura's.
Or the way Sakura smiled at the blond every times their eyes met.
Or that Sakura, when yelling at Naruto, just shuffled his hair, not hitting him like she did before.
Now he saw it all.
And it made him inattentive and distracted. He missed half of dozen punches from Naruto and even several from Sakura.
He was the first one who was out of training battle. It never happened before.
After that the training actually ended because his teammates didn't fight but childishly punched each other which was accompanied with laughs.
Sasuke was watching them with clenched fists. It was annoying. He didn't like it at all.
His brain was trying to find out why he was more irritated with couple's flirting than his loss.
After a while his brain found the most logical explanation.
He didn't like his teammates dating since it interfered with team effectiveness. Today's training was disaster. All because of Naruto's and Sakura's feelings for each other.
In Sasuke's opinion the situation was undesirable.
Something should be made.
He needed to do something.
Make everything like it was before.
Once again he made his brilliant mind to work.
Soon, the plan was formed…
The plan how to break up the couple.
A/N: So, that's Prologue. I am planning to do 6-7 chapters each covering one Sakura's boifriend and how Sasuke broke them apart.
Tell me what you think? Was it fun? Intresting?
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