"Starting today you're the host club's dog"
When it all started I never thought it would turn out like this, one vase was broken and the entire club stolen from me, all there affection turned away and directed towards no one other than Haruhi Fujioka.
I've tried so many times to get rid of that little brat. I guarantee Haruhi is three times as obnoxious as anyone. I told Ayanokoji to help me get rid of her, I didn't know she was so stupid as to do it the same day as I had been talking to her. Some of the hosts were suspicious, I had to prove I had nothing to do with it. Now Ayanokoji will never talk to me again. She was so confused too, the look on her face was priceless. Increase in Haruhi's debt always seems to get a reaction, wether it is me or not, maybe until I can get rid of her I will have to find ways to make her debt increase.
The second time I tried to eliminate Haruhi from the club was after Haruhi had stolen Kanako. This angered me, no host deserves to have its dedicated customer stolen by a low-life like Haruhi Fujioka. Haruhi was so incompetent she did not know how to dance. Haruhi had to be taught by Kanako of all people. I told Hikaru I would take care of his banana peel for him and strategically placed it so that Haruhi would "trip" and be forced out of the host club to "recover".
I admit that plan wasn't the best, she stepped over it.
Following the second attempt was the day of the physical exams, slowly but surely Haruhi was taking the hosts attention away from me. I don't know why Haruhi hates me like this, taking away what I love. It's okay I'll get her back, I hired a man dressed like a doctor to come "scare" Haruhi. He messed up and while asking which way to go, I can't believe he touched a student even if it was on the shoulder. He thinks on his feet though as soon as the club found him he told a story about how he was trying to find his daughter. He still failed though I'll have to find a different way to get rid of Haruhi.
I guess I went a little overboard with my attempt to be rid of Haruhi on the day the club went to the beach. I may have hired those men to throw her off the edge but I did not hire them with the thought they would be drunk. Pretending like I don't absolutely loathe Haruhi's existence was getting harder everyday. I had to get rid of her even at the cost of her not getting out alive. I need the club's affections back the host club is all I have.
I even tried to get Haruhi out of the way in Karuizawa, that was a big mistake it lost me my precious Hikaru to Haruhi's manipulative ways. I planned for Hikaru and Haruhi to cross Arai's shop knowing he would get jealous and either start a fight or leave. I didn't know Hikaru would run away that made it so much better. Haruhi was left to suffer in the thunder storm. I didn't want Hikaru to go back but he had too, I couldn't stop him seeing as it would be to suspicious. I recommended Arai's uncles shop to them, but I can pull off looking innocent and dumb.
After the girls from Lobelia academy did such a good job trying to get Haruhi away from Ouran, I decided it was time to use them to my advantage. I put the idea into Benio's head by leaving a note anonymously, they were so desperate to have Haruhi as their fellow student that they started on it right away. They took Haruhi and tried to make her perform in one of their plays. Needless to say in order to maintain my innocent standing I could not stop the clubs rescue plan.
The last time I tried to make Haruhi leave the club, was when I payed Lady Éclair Tonnerre to break up the host club. I thought Haruhi would be so devastated at the abandonment of the club. I was wrong I didn't know she would come chasing after me. All this time she had fallen for my act. Haruhi is in love with the false daddy act. How am I ever going to get rid of her now?