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You Shouldn't Have Those!

All was peaceful in Canada, a bright blue sky, eye-raping white snow, and people were picking up their dog's shit…

Then the G8 came, all the representatives (Germany, Prussia, Italy, Romano, Japan, America, England, Russia, France, and Canada).

…But peace only survives for so long

All of them were late (Where the heck does he live, dude?), by about five-hours give or take.

When they didn't come, Canada called them and told them where he lived, because they also forgot his number. Well actually, America did have his number, but it just had to be sandwiched between Pizza Hut's number and Iggy's number, so… well at least he got lunch!

When they got there they somehow made it in one piece, not frozen over, and somehow, at the same time.

Canada answered the door after they murdered his doorbell after five seconds. (Note to self- do not, I repeat, do not allow America to ring doorbells, okay.)

"America, since when where there two bloody Americas?" Grumbled a very irritated England, who was looking between America and Canada.

Canada whispered, "I'm Canada."

The polar bear in his arms looked up at him, "Who?"

Canada sighed, "I'm Canada, the person that feeds you." He, then, told them where everything was and where not to go. He also whispered that the meeting had to be quick, because the weather wouldn't be too good. (Canada wanted them out of his country before they were stuck here. Who knows what horrors would be unleashed?)

Of course no one heard that piece of information…

Russia, being the big-ass creeper he was, asked, "Canadia comrade, become one with Mother Russia, da?"

"N-n-no th-thank you, e-eh," He properly stuttered, "Oh, and all of the bathroom locks are broken." Yet again, no one heard the little warning he whispered.

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The meeting went very well…

Only six fights, three long, grueling arguments (about an hour each, but who's counting?), and they almost got something accomplished! But France just had to grope England and that just undid everything they had argued about for (I don't know *insert rolling of the eyes*) four and a half hours (the meeting was to be short, remember?). Oh yes, did I forget to mention that the Italy brothers somehow got hand-grenades, luckily Germany got them to spit them out. Plus Prussia tried to put up a power point on how awesome he was, thank you, yet again, Germany.

…Yes, this was the most productive meeting in years.

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As they were getting ready to get out of the house, there was a freaking America ghost trying to catch their attention. All he got was a messed up American, who was now 'investigating' the only closet that locked. So… man-ly?

England, of course annoyed by the other countries' antics, gazed upon the all mighty plasma television. And right before Romano could escape from the other idiots, that wasn't him or Italy, Italy was his ride after all, England called, "Bloody 'ell, guys come here!"

Everybody clambered around the TV (All hail the all mighty television) and groaned/kol-ed. The TV was on the weather channel, and it was not showing something pretty or painting happy thoughts in anybody's thoughts. Well Italy was the exception to the negative aura around the other nations, he was happy because he could have a sleep over with all of his 'friends'. While they were having the very important meeting (read 'arguing over nothing'), a blizzard had rolled in closing all roads and airports and the house they were in was very far from any hotels, in fact they was in middle of the Canadian woodlands.

So to put it simply, they were stuck with the countries they hate the most for a full night, maybe more, in a house of a ghost, and far away from any help.

Well, paint it red!

No one noticed as the 'ghost' stopped haunting them and whispered that if they used the back road surrounded by the dense forest they would be in a small town in five minutes if they were slow and to be out of his house by the time he got out of the bathroom, that still did not lock by the way!

Soon after the 'hero' came out of the closet (look who finally came out of the closet) and announced in his total hero voice, "Dudes, the hero's going to investigate the bathroom now!"

And he disappeared into the hallway all the nations heard a door open… and the totally girly scream that followed. (Guess who screamed!)

And of course the, "Dude, you shouldn't have those!" yelled by the ever so 'heroic' America.

"America out you go, eh! Out! Out!" came the shrill voice of a somewhat loud woman.

When America finally got out of the hallway, he only had a second before someone, possibly the woman that yelled, dashed out from behind him.

The woman looked a lot like America, almost like his female sister, but her hair was slightly longer, had two toned hair, and there was a random curl at the side of her head. She was in sweat pants, a red hockey jersey, and she was in the process of murdering the ever so idiotic America with a lovely hockey stick, that she did not have while running down the hall. Where did it come from?

All of the countries were watching and were doing nothing as she trapped America and was about to bludgeon him to death. Bestest friends in the world right?

Then to save America from his certain demise, Kumajiro asked the lifesaving question.

"Who?"

The woman stopped massacring the poor American's body and whispered, "I'm Canada, your owner."

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Yay, this is the revised version of this chapter. Please tell me how to improve this story, and also vote on the poll on who will our loveable Canada.

Canada: What! Don't I get to choose who I love, eh?

Demon: Sowy, but you have no choice. Do you want to see who you may end up with as of now?

Canada: Fine, eh.

Demon: Okay, these are the results as of July 27, 2014 at 6:28 PM

1. S. Italy/Romano-4

2. Hong Kong -2

3. France -1

4. Russia -1

5. Japan-1

Please R&R and vote!