-At the Krusty Krab-
/slip/
"Ow!" shouted a woman now on the floor. "Look at what happened because of this restaurant! I'm going to sue you all! Even the other customers!"
"M'am," said Spongebob, "there was a 'Wet Floor' sign where you walked."
"What if I'm blind? Huh!"
"Are you?"
"The point is that you also are discriminating against blind people."
"But I went to everyone, including you, and said not to walk in the wet spot."
"No, you didn't!" screamed the woman.
"Yes, he did," said the blind seacaptain. "I can't see, but I know the floor is wet...somewhere."
"I'm being verbally harassed now!" screamed the woman. "I'll make sure there's no money left in this business when I'm through with all of ya!"
Mr. Krabs busts in and slaps the woman. "How dare you say that about me money!"
"Now battery!" said the now woozy woman. "Sue Sue Sue," she said as she fainted.
"Wow, Mr. Krabs," said Spongebob. "What's gonna happen?"
"Well, if we cook her up, we won't need a meat shipment this month, and we'll get a bigger profit."
-The customers stared at Mr. Krabs-
"Fine," said Mr. Krabs. "Spongebob, just sweep her outside."
"But that's not polite," said Spongebob.
"Neither is me firing you on the spot. Now sweep!"
And so Spongebob swept the fainted woman outside to the street. Luckily it was rainy and cold that day...oh wait, that's not good.