Peanut Butter Jelly Time
In silence, Winston stared at Reaper,
His monkey heart aflutter.
For in the Talon agent's hand,
Was a jar of peanut butter.
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His Achilles heel had been found,
Reaper urged him to surrender.
He was not a hero of renown,
Just an Overwatch pretender.
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Winston's energy was low,
He needed peanut butter spread.
Lowered his tesla cannon,
Nearly gave in to his dread.
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But then a crash and then a flash,
From Reaper's grip the hand was pried.
The jar was passed to Winston's hands,
By Tracer, just arrived.
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Winston chugged down peanut butter,
His strength instantly restored.
He picked up his tesla cannon,
And let out a mighty raw.
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Reaper was forced then to retreat,
He had lost this fight.
Soon he was a shadow in the darkness,
A phantom in the night.
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Reaper made his report to Talon,
Doomfist appeared and talked by telly.
"We must counter Winston's peanuts,
Next time, attack with jelly."