I got this idea from a meme on Facebook...
Yello there! I'm the Author.
I write.
Not just any little stories, though.
I write time.
How did I end up getting the privilege to do such a thing, you ask?
Well, once upon a time, there was this war. And during this war, many, many, many things died.
Including my people.
The great Rassilon knew that the planet was going to burn, so he helped me escape by giving me the Key.
The Key looks like any old key, but it opens the most important thing in the universe.
Well, no, it opens the TARDIS that can take you to the most important thing in the universe, but pshh. Close enough…
The Key opens a very special TARDIS, the only one that had ever been like it. The TARDIS is the only TARDIS to be able to travel to the Room, the place where Time doesn't exist. You could spend a lifetime in there and never age.
The Room is shapeless. Fuzzy. Completely different every time I go there. But the thing that's always the same is a piece of paper and a pencil.
There might be only one piece of paper, but it can fit infinite words on it. This is where time is written, and I am the only one in existence with access to it.
You might be thinking, "But isn't there a lot to write about? The universe is ginormous, and there are a lot of nanoseconds to write about." Well, like I said before, Time has a mind of its own, so it can fill in the places I don't write about.
You could call me a god, I guess. I know every single thing in the universe. The only problem is that I forget everything, including what I'd written, as soon as I leave the Room. But it isn't a problem to me. I don't want to know everything in the universe.
Time has a sense of humor. I know this because of all the Daleks that keep reappearing. I have to write about the Doctor destroying the Daleks before Time lets them destroy the universe.
Then, there's very annoying parts in my job when people somehow take matters into their own hands and rewrite everything that I've written. Or everything Time has written. Yes, Doctor, I know that Time can be rewritten, but when you do that, you're just saying that I'm bad at my job.
The most annoying part was when the Doctor thought it was okay to call himself Time Lord Victorious and change a major point in history that I wrote myself. I could've gone back in there and tweaked it a bit so the future wouldn't end up completely different, but it was insulting. Luckily, it was fixed without me having to do anything.
I've tried writing about myself before, to make me go do something after I get out of the Room and reenter time, but Time doesn't let me, so I have to just let it do what it wants with my life.
I spend most of my time in the Room, or, you know, none of my time, since Time doesn't exist in the Room. When I do get out of the Room, I usually go and find something fun to do, staying away from major things, including the Doctor.
Especially the Doctor.
I can't ever let him know that another like him still existed. I have to keep myself hidden, even if it means I can't ever see him again, which breaks my hearts.
Please tell me what you think so far! I hope it sounds interesting...