Tales Of Symphonia Dating Chronicles
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Chapter Prologue
It was a beautiful day up in Derris-Kharlan. Beautiful and boring to say the least. All the grand cardinals were sitting at a bar drinking off their asses. Magnius saw an angel walk by and noticed a nice nonconformist walk in her stride. Kvar said, "I'd hit that if it moved in bed." Forcystus happily said, "I'm glad to say that I am a married man." Kratos said, "I don't think that Pronyma being the Polygamist is counted as being married." Yuan said, "Yeah, I mean who knows how many times she's shared a bed with half the desian population." Magnius asked, "She does that many? Wow? How does she find the time to do them separately?" Yuan said, "Who said anything about separately seeing them?" The cardinals and seraphim laughed. Rodyle said, "I had the most interesting idea. I plan to open a dating service for Cruxis." Magnius said, "I can see it now." He Cleared his throat. "Hi. I am angel number three seeking another angel whose number is multiple of three. Must be a conformist and act like a tree in bed because that will be the only thing stiff. Oh yeah I know how to make you cum with a moderate ferocity." Again they laughed. Then Mithos sat next to them. He said to Rodyle, "I couldn't but overhear everything and I think you guys are right. A dating service would be good but let's make it world wide. I'm sure we could screw some people up." Rodyle then said, "See the boss agrees." They all looked at Magnius. He stared at them and said, "I don't like that look." The other cardinals and seraphims grabbed and said, "You first. You're the only one of us that hasn't got laid let."
It's short and not up to par with some of my stuff but it will improve. R&R.