Editor's Note- Hello viewers and welcome to my first KH fanfic. Please excuse me if this offends any diehard fans of the series but thisis a comedy.
So laugh. And if you don't understand what is going on, do not worry...
Neither do I.
Disclaimer- I own no part of the Kingdom Hearts franchise or any other franchise mentioned in this story.
Hidden Realms
You have been lied to.
What you know about Kingdom Hearts is not the whole truth. You know about the Keyblade, Ansem, and the Heartless.
But do you know of Sora's battle with Michael Jackson? His teamup with a sponge who lives in a pineapple? Donald's wizard exams?
Of course not. That information was destroyed by the man. The man doesn't want you to know the truth.
But information can never truly be destroyed. I recovered it and am passing it on to you. For I am the Narrator and it is my purpose. My duty.
The truth is that Sora, Donald, and Goofy traveled to many more worlds than you actually know. Did you notice how all of the worlds shown were related to Disney. How convenient.
Questions will be answered. Secrets will be revealed. Fears will be realized.
This has been a lot of work to retrieve but it is worth it.
The reason these worlds were cut out is because they would reveal information about our heroes that would turn off certain viewers.
Like how Sora is a super-emo. Or Goofy's addiction to substances.
You can relax knowing that I am going through the garbage and breaking into the homes of the Man's executives.
All of these events took place during the first Kingdom Hearts game. No drives. No King Mickey. No gay Little Mermaid singing level. You should be thankful for that.
The truth is out there and I will bring it to you.
Final Thought- Told you it was wierd! One thing I should clear up:
Although this chapter was pretty serious, this is a comedy fanfiction. Expect to see gay references, mindless violence, and drug abuse. I will also ask readers for their opinion on the story and suggestions for characters, worlds, etc.
Please review and be gentle.