Their Boys
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Eggsy and Roxy are fellow sex demons and they get together every so often to compare notes on how their boys (Harry and Merlin) are shaping up.
Incubus!Eggsy/Harry and Succubus!Roxy/Merlin
BDSM relationships
Some info: they are bisexual, venom in their teeth can make their victims go into a trance of sorts and when they wake up they remember nothing and their eyes shine. Cum has a taste to them that they can determine it very well. Also Eggsy and Roxy are kinky little shits.
Warning: its very, VERY dirty, but no actual sex in this chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingsman
Their Boys
"Hey Rox." Eggsy shut the door to Roxy's apartment before flopping on the chair across from the couch where she was lounging on.
"You just missed Merlin Eggsy, he pounded his cock into my cunt so hard. It was wonderful." Roxy said with a dazed smile on her face.
"Damn shame I missed that… So he has no idea then?" Eggsy took a swig of the beer that Roxy had left out for him, her own dangling from her fingers.
"No idea, he still thinks he's the one in charge. It's kind of cute." Roxy admitted.
"Same with Harry." Eggsy agreed. "It's just so rewarding when he ends up doing exactly what I want him to, but him thinking it was his idea."
"It is a great feeling, almost as good as when they finally get around to the actual fucking." Roxy held her beer up in a toast, Eggsy did the same and the two shared a secretive smile.
"What is your favorite way to get Harry's cum to stay in you longer?" Roxy asked interested.
"I get him slightly angry, so the kinky bastard that he is ties me up and uses my ass until he can't come anymore, then oh god he uses this wide and long plug to keep it all inside of me. He thinks it was his idea, but please we both know the truth." Eggsy reported smugly and Roxy let out a whine, dropping her head back against the cushions of the couch.
"So fucking lucky, I still can't convince Merlin to do anal yet. Some bullshit about not wanting to hurt me." Roxy snorted.
"He doesn't know Rox, give the guy some credit about not wanting to hurt you." Eggsy offered up.
"I was hoping for some advice, not for you to agree with the Scottish dick." Roxy huffed, grabbing one of the other pillows on the couch and chucking it at hi, Eggsy laughed and swatted the pillow out of the air.
"Okay, okay. So when Merlin comes over, let him find you with a vibe teasing your arse. Act all shy and guilty when he catches you, say something like 'I'm sorry Merlin, I was just so interested.' So on and so forth, then twist it around so he thinks it's his idea to use toys on your ass until he feels your ready to take his cock." Eggsy said after some thought.
"You are brilliant." Roxy said in awe, a grin spreading on his face.
"Now you can help me. I'm worried about Harry's health; I know that older lovers of mine withered away until I left them and stopped taking their cum… I don't want that to happen to Harry, I really like him Rox and I plan on keeping him for a good long while." Eggsy said quietly.
"Oh Eggsy, I know what you're talking about. Don't worry I called my grandma and she sent over a recipe she used on grandpa. I use it on Merlin and so far it works amazing. Rub it on like a lotion, tell Harry you just want to pamper him, praise him as you work it all over his skin and he'll be putty in your hands." Roxy grabbed her phone; tapping on the screen before the noise of something being sent rang out before Eggsy's phone dinged.
"You're the guv Rox." Eggsy grinned as he scanned the message.
"Of course I am, now tell me some kinky shit. It's been too long since we've had a proper talk." Roxy smirked.
"Harry likes to be called Master in bed." Eggsy smirked back when Roxy gasped.
"He calls me pet." Eggsy tacked on and Roxy whacked the couch arm, face turning red.
"This is gold." Roxy laughed.
"You're turn."
"Merlin likes Sir and sometimes… Headmaster." Roxy said slyly making sure to wait until Eggsy was taking a sip of his beer and watched pleased as Eggsy sputtered, trying to regain his breath.
"Oh damn, I knew he had thing for discipline, does he use a cane or a ruler when he spanks you?" Eggsy leaned forward with a smirk.
"Hand most of the time, ruler if I've been very naughty." Roxy said smugly when Eggsy groans. "I've even convinced him to spank my cunt during those scenes."
"You always get what you want." Eggsy reminded her fondly. "I have wondered what does he taste like?"
"Scotch, tea and Scottish." Roxy said with a dreamy smile on her face. "What about Harry?"
"Tea, posh and British." Eggsy responded and they both started to laugh.
"I blame you for making me describe cum like this. Scottish, posh and British are not tastes." Roxy wiped at her eye.
"Well that's what he tastes like." Eggsy said helplessly.
"Want a taste of Merlin?" Roxy spread her legs wide, hand rubbing at her now exposed pussy that was still wet and leaking from the pounding it had taken from Merlin.
"Fuck ya." Eggsy dropped in between Roxy's legs and licked up her pussy, groaning at the taste of Merlin.
"Not too much idiot, his cum is for me." Roxy scolded half heartedly as Eggsy took another lick.
"Fine, fine." Eggsy grumbled and took one more long lick making Roxy groan softy before he pulled back.
"Fuck your tongue Eggsy, why Harry doesn't have his cock in your mouth 24/7 is beyond me." Roxy grumbled as she re-adjusted her skirt.
"I have been a cock warmer for him a few times at work before he bends me over his desk." Eggsy said innocently.
"Lucky bastard." Roxy grumbled and Eggsy took that as a compliment.
"Wanna taste Harry? Fair is fair." Eggsy offered and Roxy's face lit up nodding her head.
Eggsy wiggled his jeans and boxers off; he reached behind himself to move the butt plug until he felt a trail of Harry's cum slid down his thigh. Roxy dove for the line of cum, licking it off and groaning at the taste.
"Fuck, that's amazing." Roxy groaned as Eggsy wiggled his clothes back on and faced her.
"Think we can convince our boys to share or swap for a weekend?" Eggsy suggested.
"Oh it's very possible, they are best friends." Roxy considered.
"Harry wouldn't have an issue taking you up the arse." Eggsy said and Roxy groaned at the thought.
"Merlin would punish you so well." Roxy sighed as she imagined at what Merlin would do if he got his hands on the little shit that was Eggsy.
"…Okay I ahem, think I need to go visit Harry now." Eggsy stood up, brushed off his jeans a bulge obvious.
"I'm throbbing again, I better go grab Merlin." Roxy agreed, hand sneaking beneath her skirt.
"Talk to you later Rox!" Eggsy called over his shoulder as he left her apartment. "Hey bruv!"
"Don't call me 'bruv' Eggsy, are you finished visiting Roxanne already?" Merlin's voice came from just outside the door.
"Yup, totally done." Eggsy said before he yelled a 'bye' to Merlin as his footsteps disappeared.
"Are you alright lass?" Merlin asked as he entered Roxy's apartment, eyebrow rising up. "I just forgot my jumper…"
"Merlin." Roxy breathed, skirt flipped up and fingers stroking her clit.
"You're being a naughty girl Roxanne." Merlin swallowed as he stepped into the apartment, locking the door behind him firmly his sights set on Roxy.
"The come punish me Headmaster." Roxy purred and Merlin descended.