Hello everyone it's me Ventus du Stormclad, back after a long and rather unwanted hiatus and I just wanted… Wait a minute why'd I write that, you guys aren't my usual demographic and probably don't even know who I am and even if you did, in less than a month it won't even have any relevance whatsoever…. You know what, forget it, let's move onto the story.
Our story begins long ago….
"Hey,"
In a place known as Hyrule,
"Hey,"
And it revolves around a heroic child named,
"LINK WAKE UP," the little blue fairy screamed.
"Aaaah, owww," Link screamed as he fell out of his cozy hammock and hit the ground with a loud thud. "Navi, why'd you have to wake me up." The young Hylian screamed at his travelling companion.
"Because, you've been laying in that hammock for ten hours, that's why I woke you up!" Responded the fairy, giggling as she flew out of the room. "Oh, and Link how about you , put some clothes on," she yelled back at the boy clad only in his undergarments.
"What, aaah," Link yelled upon realizing he was not yet dressed.
30 Minutes Later
Link exited the Kakariko Inn, in a fairly angry mood.
"Why couldn't you just let me sleep in," Link groaned as he walked down the path to Hyrule Field.
"Because, as the Hero of Time, you shouldn't waste your time being lazy," the fairy responded in a scolding tone.
"But I already saved Hyrule, rescued Zelda, and defeated Ganondorf! What, else could I possibly do?" Link asked with an agonizing groan. (That's right Alternate Universe)
"Because, Link as a hero you should continue to help people no matter what, it is your sworn duty to go forth and aid anyone in danger, to slay every monster…" the fairy began her long tirade about heroes, with a soft and affectionate tone, as if she were a young girl deeply in love.
'Blah blah blah, yeah I get it Navi, do this, do that. All because I'm the heroic savior of Hyrule.' Link thought to himself, tired of hearing the same speech over and over again.
"…And it's because of that that I love you Link." Navi finished lost in her own words.
"Yeah, yeah whatev, wait what was the last part." Link asked slightly blushing.
"You're a hero."
"No, after that."
"Savior of Hyrule."
"No, you said you,"
"Link look out it's a Stalchild!"
The young Hylian quickly drew his sword, only to remember,
"Stalchildren, only come out at night, NAVI!" Link turned only to find his companion started to fly off.
"Navi!" Link screamed chasing after Navi.
"Sorry Link, can't hear you. Better hurry up or they'll catch you." The young fairy giggled as she flew across Hyrule Field, her friend Linkin pursuit.
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