LLL- I hope people enjoy this one. The dialogue style changes a lot. Please let me know if it's too much.

They walk through the threshold. "This is our new hideout for the time being," Pein states.

"I LIKE IT!" Tobi runs into the darkness.

Deidara clears his throat. "Just one question. Why the hell are all of our hideouts abandoned caves!? Hm."

Pein raises an eyebrow. "Did you have somewhere else in mind?"

"I can easily make us a house with my art."

Itach walks past them. "You expect us to live in a house of your exploding clay..."

Deidara:

Itachi:

Deidara:

Sasori: Quit you complaining. We've been running for hours. I'm tired.

Kakuzu: Aren't you a puppet. How do you get tired?

Sasori: I get tired of seeing your damn face.

Kakuzu: Am I wrong if I kill him.

Pein: *sigh* "Yes"

Tobi: "Not everyone is immortal like you Kaku-chan!"

Kakuzu: Actually Tobi, most of us are immortal...

Kisame: He's right

Sasori: I am.

Hidan: Yeah me too

ZETSU: That's right

Zetsu: He's got you there.

Itachi: ...

Konan: Not here.

Deidara ignores their conversation and runs to the middle of the cave. "I call dibs on this spot. Hm."

"But Die-chan!" Tobi whines. "That's the driest place in the cave. Can I sleep with you?"

He snuggles against Deidara. It takes every inch of the blonds being not to kill him. "No Tobi!" He settles it with a vicious kick out of the cave.

Konan attempts to ignore the usual antics. "This place is pretty big."

"Its too dark to see the back of the cave," Itachi mumbles.

Deidara: why don't you use your stupid sharingan to see the cave.

Itach: *sigh* Sharingan doesn't do that. The byuakugan does.

Deidara: How useless. Hm.

Kisame: Deidara, shut the hell up. You've been running your mouth for 3 hours straight. I think my ears are bleeding.

Deidara: I will hurt you.

Kisame: I'd like to see you try.

Deidara: Let's go fish boy.

Itachi grabs Kisame's arm. "Not now."

Deidara shoves his hands into the bags of clay and they start munching. "You dare order me!"

"OH NO! Deidara's going to explode our hideout again!" Tobi runs in a circle and then hides behind a rock.

"Deidara!" Itachi yells.

"What!" When he looks up, he sees Itachi's sharingan and is suddenly in the middle of what appears to be hell. "Shit..."

Everyone looks at Deidara as he stands mindlessly in the middle the cave.

"How long you gonna keep em like that?" Kisame asks.

"Not sure."

"AHHHHH!" The yell comes from the other side of the cave. All eyes are averted to Pein. "Who's turn was it to do groceries?!"

"Sasori!" Tobi cheers.

"Shut the hell up Tobi. It was Deidara's turn."

Pein is twitching with anger. "You guys are a team so you both are supposed to go!"

Sasori: "Tch, what do I care. I don't need food."

Pein: I need food!

Kisame: I need it too.

Itachi: I need food... and medicine.

Hidan: What you motherfuckers need is Jashin.

Tobi: *GASP* HI-CHAN! Language.

Kakuzu: Shut the fuck up Hidan. You eat most of it.

Tobi: *GASP* KAKU-CHAN! PEIN!

Hidan: You shit-wipe, whose side are you on!?

Tobi: *GASP*

Pein: *boiling anger* Do I need to add another swear jar!?

Kisame: Deidara's just going to blow it up again.

Itachi: He said it was an accident.

Kisame: And you believed him!?

Itachi:

Kisame:

Itachi:

Kisame: Moron

Pein rubs his head in an attempt to drive away the migraine and growling of his stomach. "Itachi, Kisame. You two do the shopping tomorrow."

"What!" Kisame immediately jumps to argue.

Pein groans in annoyance. "Why can't you just say, 'yes leader'."

"Because that's fucked up!"

Tobi runs to him. "*GASP* KISA..."

"SHUT THE HELL UP TOBI!" The blue man turns back to Pein. "Why do we have to go?"

"Because Itachi always gets the best stuff."

"Why can't you send someone who doesn't need rest. Someone who is immortal. That way they can go and not worry about rest."

Everyone looks to Hidan and Kakuzu. "No," Kakuzu says. "I have seven hearts. That doesn't make me impervious to exhaustion."

Tobi nods. "Fair arguement. What about you~~~ Hidan?"

"I will use you all as sacrifices to Jashin."

"It's settled," Pein grumbles. "Sasori and Hidan."

The scarlet head boy simply side glances to Hidan and Pein then shrugs his shoulders. There's no point in trying to debate this. He won't win. Besides, he needs some time away from these idiots.

"Fine," Hidan pouts. "But I need money"

"Ask you partner," Pein says, laying in Konan's lap.

Hidan inches closer to Kakuzu, his hand sliding to his partners pocket. "If you lay one of your hands on any of my money, I will cut off your head and sew it to your ass."

Hidan inches away. A small piece of leather hits him in the head. He looks at the ground and picks up a wallet, then looks in the direction it came from. Sasori is sitting on the ground. "We'll just use mine. It's not like I need money for anything anyway. I steal everything I need."

Hidan runs over to Sasori and latches on to him like a scarf. "This is my new partner!" He sticks his tongue out at Kakuzu.

Sasori's annoyance cannot be expressed on his face. "He doesn't even die. *sigh*"

"Sasori is your WHAT!?"

"Die-chan's back!" Tobi cheers.

"Itachi!" Hidan looks over to where he last saw Uchiha only to find both him and Kisame asleep in a corner. "Fuck."

Deidara: I'm not pairing with strings and needles over there.

Kakuzu: Oh, because I was simply jumping with joy at the thought of working with a brat like you.

Deidara: Take that back.

Kakuzu:*sigh* Fine. I take it back.

Deidara: Really?

Kakuzu: No now shut the fuck up.

Tobi: *GASP* KAKU-CHAN!

Hidan: TOBI YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE TIME BEFORE I...!

Kisame: hey.

All of the noise stops and eyes are one Kisame. "If you guys don't quiet down you're going to wake up Itachi. You remember what happened last time you woke him up right..."

Everyone flashes back to that night. Fear strikes them all and the cave is suddenly quiet.

Deidara stands with his hands on his hips. "HA! I'm not scared that of long hai-nmmmmm!" Sasori has thrown his hand over Deidara's mouth and drags him to the floor, trapping him in a headlock.

Sasori: Shup up, Deidara. You had nightmares for 3 nights straight and I had to stay next to you."

Deidara: Shhhh! No one knows about that!

Hidan: Everyone knows about it.

Kakuzu: Knows about what?"

Deidara: Nothing...

Hidan: That Deidara is a bitch.

Kakuzu: Oh... I think you've got him beat then Hidan

Deidara: HAHAHA!

Itachi: *shifts next to Kisame*

Everyone: *silence*

It has hit that time of night where those who sleep are snoring and those who don't are waiting. Sasori stands and goes outside, looking into the sky as he does every night whether its clear or rain. Hidan watches him stand in the moonlight. Kakuzu walks past Hidan and throws a wad of cash in his lap.

"Don't waste it on shit."

Hidan smirks. "Whatever."

Zetsu surveys their surroundings to assure those who need to, can sleep peacefully until the next day of task comes around.

LLL- Yay? If people want then I can do another chappie and include a Q&A. Whatever readers want. If you want Q&A just leave your question in the reviews with the person's name that you wanna ask. For example Hidan, Why is your hair white

Hidan- That was the worst example ever.

LLL- You got something better!?

Hidan- Yeah! Deidara, why are you so fucking annoying?

Tobi- *GASP* HI-CHAN

Hidan- *chases after Tobi*

LLL- Uhm... review please ^_^ If not, i'll deem this a oneshot and go on with my fics.