Dark Kurama: Hi pplz!! ^_____^ Doanyofyaknowwhatdayitis?!

Yukie: . Someone seems a litte hyper....

Dark Kurama: SHUTITYUKIE!!!!! :(

Yukie: O.O

Dark Kurama: Thats better. ^_______^ But, anywayz, today we have

guests!

Hiei: *sarcasticly* Yeah....

*Stomps on Hiei's foot*

Hiei: I mean.. YEAH!!! BRING ON THE GUESTS!!!

Dark Kurama: Thats better.....

Hiei: *mumbling about life being unfair*

Yukie: O.o Um......Who are the gusets?

Dark Kurama: The YU-GI-OH GANG!! ^____^

*YU-GI-OH gang walks in*

Yusuke: Why are they here?

Dark Kurama: Don't Know, Don't Care..... But Bakura and Yugi

are just adorable!!!!!!!!

*grabs them both and hugs them*

Kurama: :(

Dark Kurama: AAAAHHHHHHHHH......... Kurama feels unloved...

I KNOW!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: Know what?

Dark Kurama: Hiei, go give him a hug!

Hiei: ...........

Dark Kurama: Ya know ya want to....

Yami/Y.Bakura: YEAH! AND STAY AWAY FROM OUR HIKARI'S!

Joey: What ya talkn 'bout Dark Kurama?

Kaiba: Shut it, mutt!

Joey: STOP CALLIN ME MUTT, MONEYBAGS!!!!!!!!

*Joey and Kaiba arguing*

*Everyone does anime sweatdrop*

Yugi: Should we break them up?

Tea(or Anzu): I think we should break them up.

*Tea goes into one of those boring friendship speeches*

Yami Bakura: I'VE GOT THE FLAMETHROWER!!!

Yami: I'VE GOT THE SLEDGEHAMMER OF DOOM!!!!

Malik: Thats sounds stupid...

Yami: SHUT IT ISHTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(a/n I spelled Ishtar right? Pleaz tell me.)

Malik: ...................

Marik: AND I'VE GOT THE MILLENIUM ROD!!!!!!

Yami/Yami Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Marik: Do not deny the powers of my Mil. Rod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y. Bakura: Well, I bet your rod can be melted by my flamethrower!

Yami: And then it can be smashed to pieces by my sledgehammer!!!!

Marik: O.O NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Everyone but those three: -_________-;;;;;

Marik: *in corner* *sob* They'll never get their greasy paws on my rod..

Malik: . That is so sad....................

Bakura: I quite agree Malik, my boy.

Malik: O.O U sound like Pegasus? Whats with that?

Bakura:Do you even know Pegasus?

Malik: *really ticked* DON'T MENTION HIM!!!!!!!!! :(

Bakura/Yugi: ^^;;

Dark Kurama: OOOOOOOOOKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY..............

Yukie: But, Seriously, Why are they here?

Dark Kurama: For a fic you stupid Yami ^__~

Yukie: O.o Some strange feeling tells me to fear this look......

Dark Kurama: :( Thats mean!!!!!

*Grabs Yami Bakura's flamethrower*

Y. Bakura: HEY!!!! GIVE ME MY FLAMETHROWER U MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dark Kurama: *begins to have fire in eyes* *glares at Yami Bakura*

Y. Bakura: ^^;;;;; Have fun.....

Dark Kurama: ^___________^ Thats better!

Yami and Malik: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Y. Bakura's afraid

of Dark Kurama!!!

Y. Bakura: Shut it, pharaoh no baka........

Yami: touchie, touchie, Tomb Raider....

Y. Bakura: ITS TOMB ROBBER!!!! NOT TOMB RAIDER!!!!!!!

Yugi and Bakura: ^^;;;;;;;

Marik: O.O NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CRAZY SPIRIT!!!!!!!

KEEP HIM AWAY!!!!!!!!!! HE'll TAKE MY Mil. ROD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yukie: O.o I'm so confused.....

Yusuke: That u r.

Yukie: o.O Uh??

Hiei: -___________-''''' Moron..........

Kurama: ^___________^;;;;;

Yukie: O.O I'M SO CONFUSED?!?!?!

Yusuke: That u r.

Hiei: STOP SAYING THAT DETECTIVE!!!!

*Grabs flamethrower from Dark Kurama*

*Throws flamethrower at Yusuke, but misses and hits Yukie*

Yukie: X.x

Yusuke: O.O Take a chill pill....

Hiei: DON"T GET ME STARTED!!!!!!

Kurama: O_______O'''''

Dark Kurama: Anywayz this is my first shot at a Yu-GI-Oh fic,

so please don't flame me! PLEASE!!!

Yukie: If u so flame my hikari, I will hunt u down and u will

have HELL TO PAY!!! IS THAT CLEAR!!!!

Everyone but Yukie: ^^;;;;;;;

Yukie: GOOD... Dark Kurama does not own anything but me and

herself so go find another person to stalk u money hungry lawyers!!!

\\ Yami to Hikari\\

/ Hikari to Yami/

( me butting in)

*I'm going to call Tristian, Honda, Got it? and Y. means Yami

Like Yami Bakura and --scence-- means a scene change*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CHAPTER 1: What To Do?---------------------------

*Sitting on the couch at the game shop*

Yugi: What should we do guys?

Joey: How bout we a work on math?

Honda: -____-; But if we do then u will start whinning about bordom.

Kaiba: For once I agree with Mr. I think i'm so tough.

Bakura: I bet u he won't.

Kaiba: Oh yeah.... How much?

Bakura: 15 dollars, is that enough?

Kaiba: Cheap, but i'll still win it?

Bakura: *mumbling*

Kaiba: ^___^

Tea: :( YOU SHOULD NOT BE MEAN TO YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!

*Tea goes into friendship speech*

Yami: -__- Who's turn is it today?

Y. Bakura: *comes out of ring* *evil smirk* THAt WOULD BE ME!!!!

Everyone: ^^;;;;

Yugi: Why must he have to act like that when Tea goes into a friendship

speech?

Yami: Don't know, Don't care. *playing with sledgehammer*

Yugi: O.O Where did u get that?!

Yami: Nowhere......

Yugi: -_______-;; Yeah right.....

-----------------Back with Y. Bakura and Tea---------------------------

Y. Bakura: ^__________^ Come here little Tea... I have someone u want to meet!

*Tea comes out of hiding spot*

Tea: REALLY?!?!? I never knew u had any! ^__________^

Y. Bakura: Oh, but yes I have a friend that would love to meet u....

Tea: O.o Whats his name?

Y. Bakura: Well, its *pulls out...u guess*

MR. FLAMETHROWER!!!!!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Tea: O______________________O'''''''

*Y. Bakura throwing flamethrower at Tea and hits her hard*

Tea: X.x

Y. Bakura: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FOOLISH MORTAL!!!! TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!

*Tea sent to shadow realm*

------------------- Back with the others-------------------------------

*The others decided to do Math since Joey wouldn't shut up*

*15 minutes after they started*

Joey: I'm BBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDD!

Kaiba: OH YEAH!!!! ^_______^ I WIN!!!!!

Bakura: Darn....

Kaiba: Hand it over.

Bakura: Fine.

Joey: Stop talking over there!!!! U R MAKING ME EVEN MORE BORED!!!!!

Honda: Joey, you can't get more bored. There is no such thing. -_-

Joey: :(

Honda: ^^;;

-----------------------In Shadow Realm--------------------------------

Tea: Hello? O.o

*crickets chirpping*

Tea: O.O CRICKETS FROM HELL!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*runs into monster*

Random Monster: ggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

Tea: ^-^ Wanna be my friend?

Random Monster: O.O *runs away*

Tea: :( NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!! COME BACK FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

-------------------------Game Shop-------------------------------------

Y. Bakura: ^_______^

Bakura: Hey yami, why are you smiling?

Y. Bakura: I've rid the world of evil!

Yami: -___-;; But didin't u want to rid the world of good and not evil?

Y. Bakura: O.O

*five minutes later*

Yugi: Um... Y. Bakura? *waves hand in front of face*

Y. Bakura: O.O

Yugi: Bakura, why don't u try something?

Bakura: . Here goes nothing...

*yelling at top of lungs* BAKURA!!!! YAMI LOST THE MILLENIUM PUZZLE!

Y. Bakura: O.O Really?!?! ^-^ I will find it first and destroy u all!!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Everyone: O.o;;

Kaiba: Okay.....

*Y. BAkura runs off to find puzzle*

Yugi: That was odd, even for Bakura.

Pegasus: That it is Yugi-boy.

Yami: Pegasus?

*Y. Bakura hears people and comes downstairs*

Y. Bakura: PEGASUS!!!! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!

*Y. Bakura grabs flamethrower and chucks at Pegasus*

Pegasus: X.x

Yami: *sighs* I'll get rid of him....

*Throws Pegagsus on to the street*

Pegasus: @.@

*Loud noise like boom or something*

Tea: :( U DO NOT HURT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi/Bakura: ^^;;

Yami: ^^; *to Y. Bakura* I thought u got rid of her.....

Y. Bakura: *eye twitching* *yelling* WHY AREN"T U DEAD!?!?!?!?!?

Tea: You can't kill me! I need to protect my friends! ^-^

(grabs Bakura and Yugi and runs out door)

Malik: O.O

Marik: O.o Why does she need shorty and bunny boy?

Y. Bakura: I'm THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAY THAT!!!

Marik: ^^;

Malik: Where are Joey and Kaiba?

Honda: I think Mokuba put them in timeout.

Everyone: O.o................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yami: *laugh* lets go *snort* find Yugi and Bakura. *starts to laugh*

Y. Bakura: Yeah, but hold on a sec.

Malik/Marik: O.o;;

Y. Bakura: ^________^

Malik/Marik: O.O;;;;;;

-----------------------In Hallway--------------------------------------

Kaiba: This is all your fault puppy!

Joey: NO IT ISN'T!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: . I wonder how your sister puts up with this.....

Joey: *foaming at mouth* U LEAVE MY SISTER OUT OF THIS!!!!!!

Mokuba: ^^;; Joey settle down....

Joey: NEVER!! UNTIL MONEYBAGS ADMITS THAT HE STARTED THIS!!!!

Kaiba: DON"T YELL AT MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!

*Joey and Kaiba start a fight*

*big flash*

Kaiba: Mokuba, turn off that flashlight! Its getting annoying!

Mokuba: It isn't me.

Joey: Then who is it?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dark Kurama: Who do u think it is, Will Yugi and Bakura be found?,

and why is Malik and Marik acting strange?, all this and more in the next

chapter!!

Crystal Fangz: Pleasz R&R! ^_____^

Yukie: :( THATS MY LINE!!!!

Crystal Fangz: ^^;;