A/N: This is a going to be a very random series of situations where you find yourself spiritually in a room with the Cullens, with them unknown of your presence. You will experience what happens in a typical day for the Cullens.

You find yourself randomly in the Cullens' kitchen. You are there just in spirit and mind; nothing you do/say will affect the outcome of this conversation. (JUST LIKE IN HARRY POTTER!!!:-P!)

Bella: Eddie, come here. I have a question.

Edward zips into the kitchen before Bella finishes her sentence.

Edward: Ok love. What is it?

Bella: Do you know the Loch Ness Monster?

Edward: You mean our daughter? *looks at Bella skeptically*

Bella: Eeeeddddiiiiieeee! You know I hate when you call her that!

Edward: I'm sorry, love, it is just a very catchy nick-name.

Bella: Well, I still hate it. Anyway, no. I mean the real Loch Ness Monster.

Edward: Oh. You mean the real mythical creature. Deeeeeeeeeefinitely possible *smiles crookedly*.

Bella: So you are saying that you are not possible?

There is a very short pause in which Edward stares at Bella blankly and confused.

Edward: What, love?

Bella: Well, you know, you are a mythical creature, but you're also real, so you're a real mythical creature.

There is a long pause. At this time, Emmett and Rosalie find Bella and Edward in the rarely-used kitchen, where Bella is preparing a snack.

Edward: What an oxymoron…

Emmett: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MORON?!?!?

Edward: No, Emmett, but after that question, I'm saying it now. Emmett, you're a moron.

Emmett: THAT'S IT! WE'RE TAKING THIS OUTSIDE!!!

Rosalie: Awwww! Emmett, you aren't that much of a moron!

Rosalie says this with an obvious flirtatiousness, clearly making an effort to prevent any fighting. Emmett, being himself, didn't understand that the statement was still an insult and smiled like a kid who just was offered a giant, heaping pile of candy.

Emmett: Uhhhhh, hey Rose……..

Alice comes into the room at that very time and gives Emmett a glare.

Alice: Emmett….. What did you do with my MasterCard?????

Emmett: What do you mean? *Smiles evily and knowingly*

Alice stares blankly at the upper wall for a few seconds, then replies:

Alice: I see your future, and it ain't pretty for you!

Emmett darts away; Alice's arms snap together where Emmett was just 1/16 of a second ago. There is a short pause where everyone just stares at each other.

Bella: So do you know the Loch Ness Monster?

Edward just sighs and walks away…