The Woman: I'm not hungry, let's have dinner
Reply: No.
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The Woman: Bored in a hotel. Join me. Let's have dinner.
Reply: I think not.
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The Woman: John's blog is HILARIOUS. I think he likes you more than I do. Let's have dinner.
Reply: Stop reading John's blog.
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The Woman: I can see tower bridge and the moon from my room. Work out where I am and join me.
Reply: Guoman Tower Hotel. Obvious.
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The Woman: I saw you in the street today. You didn't see me.
Reply: How do you know?
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The Woman: You do know that hat actually suits you, don't you?
Reply: I'm not wearing it again.
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The Woman: Oh for God's sake. Let's have dinner.
Reply: Getting frustrated?
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The Woman: I like your funny hat
Reply: It's not my hat.
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The Woman: I'm in Egypt talking to an idiot. Get on a plane, let's have dinner.
Reply: That's what you get for leaving London
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The Woman: You looked sexy on Crimewatch.
Reply: Thank you.
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The Woman: Even you have got to eat. Let's have dinner.
Reply: I can go fairly long without, actually.
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The Woman: BBC1 right now. You'll laugh.
Reply: I chuckled.
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The Woman: I'm thinking of sending you a Christmas present.
Reply: You haven't asked to have dinner in awhile
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The Woman: Mantlepiece.
The Woman: I'm not dead. Let's have dinner.
Sent: Happy New Year
The Woman: Goodbye Mr Holmes