A/N: Lately I decided to write a lot of haiku about characters and stories from various fandoms. This is my first Over the Hedge fanfic. If I made any mistakes, please let me know via PM.
June 25, 2013: I finally realized that I typed "El Ranchero Camelot" instead of "El Rancho Camelot." I made the correction and I made sure that it was 5/7/5 syllables.
1. RJ has a plan
To steal the girls' red wagon
It involves whipped cream
2. Verne finds nine berries
He gives one to each critter
There's none left for him
3. Hammy looks for nuts
He can't find them anywhere
"Gimme a cookie!"
4. Stella is disguised
As a cat to charm Tiger
Cats do not go "Moo!"
5. Ozzie stops a car
To avoid the shovel he
Wriggles and adlibs
6. Vincent likes "Spuddies"
He gives RJ a deadline
To replace his stuff
7. Dwayne identifies
Vermin with his sense of smell
Verne's a reptile
8. Gladys is in charge
Of El Rancho Camelot
The grass is too tall
9. Lou offers Penny
To watch the kids for the day
Super-duper dad
10. Penny tells Stella
That she needs a "good fella"
Very bad idea!
11. Heather's embarrassed
Her dad plays dead all the time
"You're all whatever!"
12. Tiger guards the house
From the outdoor woods' creatures
He likes bold women
13. The porcupine kids
Bounce and bounce and spin and spin
"I want a donut!"