Okay I own nothing, I just came up with these screennames for the HP crowd (we're gonna pretend that they can all IM each other;this is after DH so if you don't get the names, go read the 7th book.

HOWEVER there is one twist (a twist in time). They're ALL teenagers (they're 14-16 i should mention, not of age yet). All of them. Even Dumbledore. So, they don't all understand their screennames...yet... R+R if you want me to write more!

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traitorworm: Hey, is anyone else on here?

PadfootGodfather: I'm here. Who are you?

traitorworm: It's me, Wormtail I'm guessing you're Padfoot?

PadfootGodfather: No duh Wormtail, its in my screenname. speaking of which, WTF?? Godfather? Me?

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ProngsGirl: Hi Peter, hi Black

PadfootGodfather: Hey Evans, have you finally stopped rejecting Prongs then?

ProngsGirl: NO! Why would you think th---WHAT?????????

traitorworm: LMAO Lily got played!

ProngsGirl: Shut up Pete. And besides, what about yours? Traitor worm? That doesn't even make sense!

traitorworm: Yeah, me and Padfoot were just wondering about that

PadfootGodfather: I don't care about yours Wormy, I care that I am being called a godfather!

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StagChaser: Oho! Padfoot my man! Calm down!

PadfootGodfather: Prongs?

StagChaser: Yup! and who else is here...? Wormy, Evans??

ProngsGirl: Don't you say a word Potter

StagChaser: Would asking you out get me zapped?

ProngsGirl has ZAPPED StagChaser

StagChaser: I guess that answers that question...

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PadfootGodfather: Helloo? Prongsie? We have bigger problems! Like: Who was demented enough to name me their kid's godfather?? Only one stupid enough to do that'd be you Prongs!

lunarlychallenged: *sighs* Hello Padfoot

PadfootGodfather: MOONY! Oh good, maybe you can explain why my screenname is PadfootGodfather

lunarlychallenged: *sighs* Is my screenname THAT obvious?

ProngsGirl: Sorry Remus it is. Please don't sigh anymore :)

StagChaser: *sighs*

lunarlychallenged: Okay if you say so Lily :)

StagChaser: *sighs*

lunarlychallenged: Anyway, in answer to your question Padfoot, its possible that it means a muggle movie, The Godfather

StagChaser: *sighs*

PadfootGodfather: Oh okay. Who is the godfather in that movie?

StagChaser: *sighs*

lunarlychallenged: It's this dude with a really deep voice and stuff. He's very suave.

ProngsGirl: I guess that makes it not apply to you Black! ;)

PadfootGodfather: :P

StagChaser: *SIGHS*

ProngsGirl: What is it Potter??

lunarlychallenged: Yeah, really, what is it Prongs?

PadfootGodfather: I know what it is.....

StagChaser: Aren't you gonna ask me to stop sighing Lily-pad?

ProngsGirl:---

PadfootGodfather: Told ya.

lunarlychallenged: Uh-oh.....

ProngsGirl: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--silence--

StagChaser:......Why not?

lunarlychallenged: Lily, don't explode, he only thought of it because i was sighing and you asked me to stop

StagChaser: Yeah, Lils, Moony started it!

ProngsGirl: I only asked Remus to stop because Remus is my friend and is not a bigheaded prat so I actually care.

StagChaser: :'(

traitorworm: Aww, Lily, you made him cry.

ProngsGirl: STAY OUTTA THIS PETE!

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ProngsGirl: Potter, if you are not gone in 4 seconds, I am going to hex you

StagChaser: But, Lily

ProngsGirl: 3

StagChaser: Moony, help me!!

ProngsGirl: 2.....

lunarlychallenged: Sorry mate.

ProngsGirl: 1..................

StagChaser: AHH!

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ProngsGirl: Ah that's better. Well I have a charms essay to finish so I'll be going Remus

lunarlychallenged: Okay Lily I'll see you later

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PadfootGodfather: Hello? Mooooooonny? Eeeeeeeeeeevvvvvans? Drat.

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