Tychus and Illidan: Tale between to prisoners

by Iceguy 93

So this is a short story about Tychus and Illidan talking about their experiences in prison before the start of a match, and Tychus deciding to troll Illidan about his own time in the hole. BTW I hope you enjoy this as this is my first ever fanfic.

Tychus: Hey Illidan or whatever your name is, I heard you served time in jail too, ever dropped the soap?

Illidan:(Angrily) Yes I was imprisoned for 10,000 years, but why in the hell does it have anything to do with soap?

Tychus:(confused) Never heard that phrase before, eh brother.

Illidan:(annoyed) No I haven't but since you are to eager to tell me, do it and be gone from my slight

Tychus(smiling): (Thinking: Can't see with no eyes, and those replacements ain't gonna be that better either). Well dropping the soap means whenever you and your fellow inmates shower together, someone might be bold or dumb enough to assert his dominance by putting his manhood were it don't belong in the poor schmuck. never played that game. too

Illidan(pissed) ENOUGH! I never at any need to be washed or any lowly needs that you mortals had to do. I was alone in my "cozy" little cell, where I couldn't EVEN take more than 9 steps and all of those needs were taken care of by magic. HAPPY!

Tychus: Woah, woah calm down partner, so you say you were in solitary confinement, for 10,000 YEARS!

Illidan(dismissive): Why does it matter to you, mortal?

Tychus: I was busted twice, the second time they put me on ice until they needed me to do their dirty work. at least I wasn't awake but what they did. That is [I]truly [/I]cold.

Illidan(a little touched): So, We appear to a few things in common. Jailed until we were needed.

Tychus(a little surprised) I guess we do. Illidan, I gotta ask, who were jailing you, partner? Cuz I get the Idea that it wasn't men that kept you locked up.

Illidan(fuming): No, it was a group of sentinels, all female. Led by Their warden, Maiev Shadowsong.

Tychus(Deviously): Ah now I get, so instead of dropping the soap, the ladies would take turns with you, doing some kinky bodage stuff with you whenever they needed a little excitement on duty. hahahaha.

Illidan(Enraged) RRRAAAAAGH. THE NEXT BATTLE WE FACE OF AGAINST EACH OTHER, I WILL KILL YOU AND TORTURE YOUR VERY SOUL! (Flies off)

Tychus(Flabbergasted) Dayum shame. I would have loved it there, a man needs to be pleased now and then.