Mandy walks in front of the audience with her usual frustrated expression on her face
Mandy: I hate fanfiction
(Mandy gets erased by a giant pencil thanks to yours truly)
Connected at Birth
Chapter one: what fourth wall? (10/30/12)
It was the last day before the big trip to china, to celebrate the event Billy decided to host a party but…
Billy: why are there words flying above me? OH MY GOD WHERE IS MY BODY!? GRIM, MANDY IT FINALLY HAPPENED THE WORLD IS ENDING!
Grim: calm down Billy this is just a harmless child's fanfiction, you're supposed to ask me to make your party better by giving it supernatural energy
Billy: why would I say that?
Grim: ask the writer
Gdamon12x: could you guys please advance the plot already I have school tomorrow!
Grim: why don't you just skip ahead to the party?
Gdamon12x: oh yeah, I can do that
(5 hours later)
Everyone was having a great time partying
The supernatural energy makes their dance moves better, makes the food taste better; even makes taking a dump feel better. All of a sudden Irvin shows up with a Mistle Toe to kiss Mandy and as usual she punches him, when suddenly…
Mindy: well look what we have here, a Loser party!
Mandy: what do you want Mindy?
Mindy: I'm here because some guy named "Gdamon12x" told me they built a shopping mall here
Mandy: I have a bad feeling about this
Mindy notices a Sassy Cat doll on the floor, not just any Sassy Cat doll but the one needed to complete her collection. Mandy looks around for traps when she notices the Mistle Toe hanging above her
Mandy: Mindy whatever you do don't step forward
However she was too late before she had a chance to react Mindy was under the Mistle Toe as well
Mindy: I can do whatever I want Loser!
(Mandy sighs and looks at Author in pure anger)
Mandy: great job Mindy you just stepped under a Mistle Toe, which I also happen to be standing under
Mindy: what does that mean?
Billy: that means you have to have to swap spit!
Grim: I think I'm gonna barf
Irvin: NO! Mandy how could you betray me like this! Don't you love me!
Mandy: don't get your hopes up you sick internet perverts, I'm not gonna kiss her
Mindy: yeah well I didn't want to kiss you anyway you Loser!
(Suddenly Mandy's left hand got pulled towards Mindy's right hand and vice versa)
Grim: actually you HAVE to, or else you will be stuck together forever
Mindy: oh no! That means I can't shop anymore!
- To be Continued -