Post-it War!
"Auug! America, you bloody git! You've left the fridge door open again!" England roared, slamming the said door closed.
Brazil looked up from reading her book on the couch. (She had decided to visit the Allies in their shared home for a week while she was in the area.) She eyed England with her green-blue eyes and raised a brow questioningly at his ungentlemanly actions.
He blushed, "Uh...He always leaves it open and, as you can see, it nerves me to no end." England explained. Brazil nodded set down her book, nudging her cold iced tea behind the book. "I see. Maybe you should leave a note on the door?"
"Leave a note?"
"Yes, leave a note. Just write a little reminder on a Post-it note to America that he needs to close the refrigerator door." Brazil suggested, a little too innocently.
"I don't know. I don't think America would even notice it's there." England doubted.
Brazil shrugged. "It wouldn't hurt to try." She went back to reading.
"I suppose it wouldn't." England grabbed a pen and a pad of Post-it notes.
Around mid-afternoon ,America arrived downstairs to make a leftover hamburger for lunch. Looking for something cold to drink to go with his lunch, America opened the fridge. Once he found some lemonade, he closed the door. He turned to set down his glass, but something bright yellow caught the American's attention. He grunted, gaining Brazil's attention. She watched the self-proclaimed hero squint at the little tab of paper on the silver fridge.
'America, would you please have the decency to close the refrigerator door? Not only does it waste energy and money, but it also puts all of our food at risk of becoming spoiled. Please, for once, think for someone other than yourself and close the refrigerator door.
- England'
America gasped in shock. How could Iggy think it was America that did that? He grabbed the pen and pad on the counter and began to write quite angrily. Too angrily to notice Brazil's grin. Let the war begin!
'Dude! I havent even been in the kitchen at all today! Besides, I always close the door!
- America'
'Dont even try to squeeze your way past this, America! This is the third time this week you have failed to close the fridge door. And don't even get me started on how crazy it drives me with all your half eaten hamburgers taking up all the room.
- England'
'Oui! I agree with England! Because America can't finish his smelly American trash, I have no room for my delicious delicacies~!
- France'
'That is a very good point also. America, either finish your heart attack food the first time, or throw that garbage away!
- England'
'Dudes! Quit ganging upon my food. My people enjoy it just fine. And I don't see anything wrong with a little fat and salt. As long as I work out, it's fine and healthy. And so what if I don't finish my food and then put it in the fridge? It's a fridge! Thats what you do; put unfinished food in it! And giving room to put in England's food? I think I'm doing you guys a favor.
- America'
'Please! I'd rather feed my people dirt before I let them eat your food!
- England'
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Your food does taste like dirt! :P
- America'
'Will you guys please cut it out?! you are all acting like immature children. Also, I'm tired of having Post-it tabs sticking to my hand every time I open the refrigerator. Figure out the problem!...aru.
- China'
'Alright. I dont care who opened the fridge. All I care is that it gets closed. I dont care if you goddamn tackle the thing! Just, make sure it gets closed, or I'm cooking for the next week.
- England'
'Dude! No need to get so hasty! I'll make sure it gets done. No need to torture everyone.
- America'
"Oui! I will help as well. As much as I dislike America, nobody needs to suffer.
- France'
'You guys came together to work too fast. My food is not that bad.
- England
'I can help too, da? I wish to help so that way China can get started on making dinner tonight.
- Russia'
'I am already on it, aru!'
- China'
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'Just so you guys know...
I was the one who opened the fridge every time one of you would close it~!
- Brazil❤