AN: first of all the only reason I'm making this is to truthfully claim I made the first M-rated Skylanders fan fiction. Remember I don't do lemons nor do I think I make good fics but hey, some of you think what I write is good, so here. I will work on this more after Murauders Love. Oh I'm also looking for a beta reader for Murauders and if you have nearly ANY question just pm me so just a pet peeve of yours will be answered unless you think a few people might want to know the answer.

Skylands has been safe and peaceful for the past year since Kaos had been defeated but the Skylanders have grown a little impatient with how as of then they had to wait for there to be a need for them again. Since they were friends of war none of them could manage to find partnerships so they just spread far and wide keeping mind that at any time they could be called so the magic elements worked for the first month to create portals to access the core of light, but for the next 11 months the only use for the portals was to be a constant reminder of the adventure they shared together. Although unlike the others the 8 element dragons stayed together near the core of light due to how each element can access the portals communication properties easier then the magic's alone could.

"Hm." Whirlwind grumbled. She and Spyro were out adventuring the nearby sky islands to attempt to occupy themselves, which the attempts weren't working.

"What's wrong whirlwind?" Spyro asked. Because of the fact that Spyro and whirlwind did this often they created a strong connection but not a relationship though Spyro did have plans on attempting to change that.

"It's just that this seems to be all that our lives are since Kaos was defeated." Whirlwind explained. They recently stopped to rest for a while just to look at the view a nearby cliff side had though even with it they didn't notice the darkness coming from the other side of the mountain.

"Well there still are the Cyclops's and the Trolls and the Drow to fight sometimes." Spyro said attempting to cheer her up.

"But even they fell into line once we beat Kaos on fear of dieing." Whirlwind said getting even deeper into her now constant states of depression.

"Well it could be-wait are you making another storm cloud?" Spyro asked noting how out of nowhere it seemed to be getting darker even though the sun was in the middle of the sky and getting scared because if she did then that means he might not have enough time to get away before it turns to a thunder storm.

"No why?" Whirlwind asked looking a little excited.

"I think Kaos is back then." Spyro said as a dark cloud covered the sun causing Spyro and Whirlwind to jump from their perch and fly to the core as fast as they could manage.

-Inside the Cloud-

"Finally after all that time TRAPPED at the pathetic planet I HAVE RETUUUURNED" Kaos kept ranting but for the sake of not wasting time I won't write it.

"You do know they can't hear you right? And are you sure making more copy minions will work this time?" Glumshanks asked. Since they managed to find a portal that Kaos used to teleport himself permanently back (Unless he gets sent away again) He created more minions that Glumshanks guessed was still just versions of the already there Skylanders

"They can't hear me that is true BUT my MINIOOOONS can." Kaos said a bit too dramatically. After he said that the chamber doors opened and in walked in 33 monsters that didn't look like copies of any of the Skylanders.

"Yes Lord Kaos?" Asked the front most one. He seemed to be some sort of green armored creature in which his armor itself seems to be segmented like an ants carapace. His head has no noticeable mouth and his eyes seem to be smooth yellow glass plates while near where his feet would have been just end in a stump on the armor except with 2 points that are most likely some sort of toe or weapon. Although amongst all of that his most noticeable feature is how he has 2 smooth jet-black spiders like appendages, which end in green points.

"I need you to show Glumshanks a "demonstration" of your current POWEEEEEERRRR." Kaos instructed him to do. After he said that he pulled a lever next to him to make 2 Cyclopes, 4 Drows, 10 Chompies, and a goliath Drow. As far as they know if they beat this green thing then they would get something. So as soon as they saw him they did their types of attacks.

"You insult me using these pathetic things you know?" The green thing said before the chompies reached him. Due to their will to eat nearly everything the chompies managed to reach him first constantly biting. "Die." He said before opening a small area where his face would have been and launching out a green liquid that hit one. Upon contact it slowly melted away at its body letting the organs and his brain it's self-slip out of the evaporating carcass eventually getting eliminated by the acid along with the rest. Then he impaled the other two closest with his spikes quickly killing all brain functions with a loud crack as the spikes drove their way throughout the thick bones in their skulls and made his spikes keep going until they drove all the way through their spines then using those carcasses to smash the guts out of one that got a little close to him. Then taking his spikes he launched said spikes at the others creating large holes where their flesh resided leaving the corpses to drain all of their blood onto the ground before the two remaining started ripping through what was left of their bodies in their little hunger spree before getting cut short by two spikes piercing their throats in which the green thing just left them there to either suffocate or bleed out, either way they weren't going anywhere soon.

"Next." Green said confidently. Not even a second after he said that the 4 Drow surrounded him to attempt to take him down that way. "Foolish move." Green said then aimed his spider appendages at two of them launching a spike, which they blocked with their hands but at the cost of the spike barely piercing their hands. Soon after that their hands started corroding till all that was left was the lifeless bone. He then jumped at the one with the corrosion a his right quickly grabbing it's head, putting his feet upon the Drow's shoulders and ripping his head off. After which he quickly jumped to the other corroded one and bludgeoned his head with the other one's head. After getting over what they just saw the remaining 2 jumped at him, spears aimed to kill him fast but instead he jumped over them letting them fly right into his spikes impaling them with a satisfying ripping sound then throwing the corpses over after injecting corrosion venom into them to create corrosive water balloons at the 2 Cyclopes the corpses popping on contact spraying the venom on the two turning them into another stain on the ground.

After killing those, the Goliath started charging at Green (Just so you know that isn't his name) with his shields out protecting him from Green's venom. "That's not enough bitch." Green mocked once again jumping over the target but this time impaling him in the shoulders putting just enough venom to weaken them before ripping the arms off the Goliath letting the stumps spew their green blood for a few seconds before impaling him with his sharpened (He used his venom which he can control to do so) arm bone skewering his brain then stabbing a few other area's turning him into a literal blood fountain. After which he laughed then returned to the others, which hadn't moved the entire time.

"And that Glumshanks is just one of them and they don't have those restrictors that prevents any messy deaths and instead HE knows how to use their own bodies as weapons HAHAHA I'M A GENIUS" Kaos gloated.

"That was not what I expected at all from your minions." Glumshanks said instantly regretting saying that.

"Wait what did you expect?" Kaos said obviously mad.

"…To see another group of copies that were going to die fast." Glumshanks said very fast hoping he would miss hear.

"WHAT!" Kaos yelled.

-At the Core of Light-

"Guys we got a problem!" Spyro yelled attracting the other dragons attentions. "Somehow Kaos has come back and I got a feeling he got better at this." With that they all went to their element portals and used the magic imbedded in them to call all of the Skylanders who very shortly after started teleporting in.

"EHEHEHEHE HEARD KAOS BACK WHO SHOOT!" The always overly loud trigger-happy said pointing his guns at nearly everything, including the clouds, sun, Core of Light, and the other Skylanders.

"I thought we banished him?" Gill grunt complained while ignoring how trigger-happy was hitting him with his weird coins (hey look the starter pack was the first few to talk)

"I was just getting used to being able to relax" Said Sunburn who recently set trigger-happy on fire for hitting her with a coin(because I want to in this fic Sunburn is a girl)

"Well at least once again we can do this toge- BUUUURRRP" Erupter started saying before burping out some lava.

"Watch where you're aiming that thing." Camo (who also is a chick…I just feel that there aren't enough girls and I love working with pairings) complained because he almost burned her.

"So-Urp" He once again burped.

"Heh I forgot what it was like doing this…hopefully he didn't get better" Spyro said now knowing how he was very, very wrong.

AN: Well this was fun but back to Lux.