OKAY so these are Kagome's rules from my story Crime Life I decided to publish this little list so I could reference her rules more in my actual fan fictions and make it so people don't have to flip through chapters to find it, I will probably edit it sometime and add a thing or two as Crime Life goes on.
1) alway's watch your own back, everyone else will suck at it I promise
2) never trust anyone, everyone lies
3) lie to everyone, they wont have anything against you then
4) dont suck at lying, you'll die then.
5) always have a back up plan. you'll need it eventually
6) make sure you never need your backup plan, if you do it means you already failed once.
7) failure is not an option. it could kill you
8) don't be afraid to kill your allies
9) theres no such thing as allies. people are selfish get over it.
10) never fall in love. its the worst type of ally and a weakness
11) If you fall in love, kill yourself it saves trouble.
12) Ignore rule number 11, you should always kill the other person
13) fresh water is Key to survival gather it when you can. (god that should have been rule # 1)
14) dont be afraid to die, everyone does it eventually.
15) Expect the unexpected
16) dont be predicable
17) hope the enemy doesn't live by rule number 15, if they do your fucked.
18) If you you have a problem and you cant hit it or blow it up its emotional, kill that part of you right away.
19) If your find yourself captured by the enemy, mind fuck them. they will be less likely to kill you if you intrigue them
20) If you capture the enemy, duct tape there mouth shut so they don't intrigue you. thats dangerous
21) avoid cameras, people who want to kill you will recognize you even if your not photogenic.
22) hide your gender! makes the enemy confused.
23) Try not to kill boring prisoners before interrogation, you could lose information that way.
24) never stand directly below someone to drain their blood, even if your distracted by something else.
25) make the path to your home as confusing as possible.
26) never go home directly always go somewhere else first. just in case.
27) ovoid. creepy. neighbors.
28) scratch number 27 ovoid all men they're perv's
29) Knives are your friends, don't try new weapons unless you have to...
30) dont ignore rule 29, it ends badly
31) if there isn't a way out (or in) make one
32) Have Hojo watch that.
33) watch who you land on when you blow up a building it could be one of you biggest enemy's
34) dont leave people you know are a little...out there. in charge.
35) dont be too quick to jude the enemy unless you have to.
36) Inuyasha might not be so bad, try to be nicer to him
37) break into Inuyasha's private study every chance you get Its a nice place.
38) Never become a suicide bomber. Its painful when you fail and if you succeed you can only due it once. such a waste.
39) high places are fun. collect as many as you can.