Hello anyone whom is reading this! This is my first fan fiction, so enjoy. The story behind this is that my friends and my own gym locker was stolen, and they stole our phone charger, and Miku colleague we made, so I decided the best thing to do was to write a fanfic about it. Yeah, i need a life XD. I'm horrible at violence, so there probably won't be much...Enjoy!
'Beep!' Rin's bus pass sounded, as she hopped off the bus, skipping towards her oh so beloved friends.
"Ohayou!"Rin chirped, unusually perky for a Monday, as she groped her 2 best friends, Miku and Luka."How are my 2 best friends doing on such a fine morning?"
"Wow, Rin…"Luka questioned, sharing the same confused flare Miku wore. They weren't prepared for such a sight on Monday. Normally,-actually every Monday Rin was a grumpy-umps, coming to school wearing her PJ's she crawled out of bed with, along with a callous attitude.
However-unknown to even Rin-there was something about today that was…quintessential. Rin had woken up as though her Senpai noticed her, and like nothing could bring her down. The sky seemed to leave a bright gold over everything, the ground seemed more fresh with wet duo sticking to dark green plants. Birds chirped and sand as they maneuvered through the trees;perching themselves on your held out, beckoning finger.
Not only was the outside world perfect, but so was the online world, too. iTunes had updated, and put all vocalioid songs on there for FREE. Also, all those awe-inspiring, stupendous fanfics whom hadn't updated for years, as the authors had moved on from it, had miraculously updated! Most importantly, Senpai posted a comment on your Instagram page(even though afterwards they said they thought you were someone else, you just deleted that comment and chartist the other one).
'Today's just SO perfect,'Rin commented to her self, slamming her locker shut our of enthusiasm.
'What could possibly destroy it?'Rin mused, pausing on her way to gym, admiring the amazing view outside a window.
'Absolutely nothing could,'Rin thought, skipping into the locker room-to find that she had dibsed her self.
Something was…wrong. Slowly and cautiously approaching deeper into the depths of the locker room, Rin found something horrible. Immediately, her indestructible, perfect day dissolved away like water in her hands. The sunny day turned into raging storms rampaging the whole country and affecting all ends of the Earth. The birds that once flew so freely dropped dead; the fluffy rabbits fleeing form their homes which were being gassed, only to turned into Hasenpfeffer.
"Unforgivable…"Rin muttered hoarsely to herself,"UNFORGIVABLE!"She began to scream.
Miku and Luka, upon hearing the scream all the way across the school, burst into the locker room, to find Rin, a dark urea glowing around her, staring at their locker as though an antagonist against her beloved oranges. And when looking at said locker, the girls' nightmares had come true-on their locker, in the place of their lock;was another one.
At first, Luka went to inform the gym teacher, but all he could do was tell them to write a note to the locker thieves, asking politely to take it off. Of course, they had Luka do it, her being the most mature, and plus Rin and Miku would have threatened them so badly that the JSDF* would get involved.
"Come on Luka,"Rin complained, after reading the lame, formal peace treaty."Can't we threaten them just a little bit?"
"No,"Luka boldly informed,"Things never end well when you fight fire with fire."
"Oh come on"Miku exclaimed,"Are you gonna let everyone bamboozle and hood wink us? You can't let people walk over you like that!"
"Fine! If they don't take it off, then we'll 'bamboozle and hold wink' them back!"Luka gave in, letting out a frustrated sigh.
Miku and Rin both smiled contently. Luka always gave in much too easily, making their lives easy. They skipped out together, rushing off to gym class, leaving a pride-weakened Luka to slug behind them, already regretting her words.
~Next Day in Gym Class~
The 3 girls stood infant of the locker, the lock still in it's place, mocking them.
"Nyahahahahahaha…"Miku and Rin chanted, sadistic smiles stretching across their faces, eyes a complete black hole.
"How shall we kill them, Rin?" Miku questioned, thinking up of a all the possible methods they could use, without getting caught of coarse.
"Now Miku!"In scolded,"Killing is wrong!"
"Well, how else are we supposed to bring honor back to our family?"Miku sulked.
Then, as Rin's eyes turned into a glowing red, in a hoarse voice she said,"We've gotta torchere em', starve em' out and kick em' while they're still down!"
"Now that's more like," Miku cheered, eyes sharing the same glow as Rin's, as they begin to plot out the thieves fate.
"I have a feeling that they kind of wanted this to happen,"Luka said to particular no one, as her friends were to observed in their own sadistic worlds.
~Lunch~
At lunch, 3 girls,(feel free to insert your enemies names in these slots, I'm just gonna call them A,B and C)A,B and C, sat down, their bents lain out in a prissy manner.. None of them had any suspicion that today was the day they'd meet their fate. They were seemingly normal girls-average-sized house, 3-5 member household, typical girl problems,etc-except their typical popular girl attitude.
They all were a total batch of meat tossers, and were complete poop nobles(anyone whom understands these references are now and forever my best friend). These so happened to be the girls whom stole Rin, Miku and Luka's locker, even though there was like 20 other available, and there was stuff in their locker. But NO. They just had to somehow hack into their locker, and steal it, because the other ones, even though they were EXACTLY the same, weren't good enough.
"Are you sure these are the ones?"Miku asked.
"Of course! I have 3 eye witnesses, finger prints and security footage!"Rin assured, slightly offended.
"Why take footage in the girl's locker Room? Isn't that illegal and child pornography?"Luka questioned, quite alarmed.
"Don't worry,"Rin said,"I'm not a pedophile, I only had it positioned at an angle where you could see who was opening the locker!"
"Rin, you know you can't be a pedophile unless you're over 18,"Luka stated, being the smart allelic she is.
"Who says I'm not?"In asked, completely serious, and frightening daunting Luka.
"Guys!?Pay attention!,"Miku scream-whipsered, snapping their attention back to the 3 girls, all departing the table."I'll follow A, Rin, you follow B, and Luka, you follow C. You all know what to do."
With that, the girls departed, heading to their victims.
~At A's House~
A was at home, leisurely sipping on her tea, as she reflected on her day. Then, the doorbell resounded, so she set aside her tea, as she went to go see who it was. Yet, upon opening the door, no one was there.
'Dumb ding-dong ditchers',A thought, heading back to her tea.
She could have sworn she saw a flash of teal on the roof, but didn't think much of it. Sipping on her tea, she jolted straight up s second later, grabbing her throat, as she began chocking.
'What could I be chocking on?'A thought, feeling a huge, iron-tasting lump scratching the inside of her throat,'This is tea, you can't choke on liquid can you?!'
She was already on the ground, on her knees, gasping for air, only to have the object block anything from getting in or out. Right as she thought that it was the end, someone came up behind her, giving her the Heimlich maneuver and therefore forcing the lump out of her throat. Sh would have thanked said person, but she slowly pass out due to oxygen loss. The last thing she saw was a…lock? More specifically, her gym lock?
But, before she could think about it anymore, everything went black.
~B's House~
"Crap, I must've left it in the gym locker!"B exclaimed.
She was on her wy home when she felt something was missing. When she checked her bag, she realized she forgot her project in her locker.
"Guess I'll just have to go back to get it,"She said, shrugging as she turned around, not noticing the strange,hooded figure, watching her from an alleyway with a smirk.
~At school~
"Um..I'm a student, I forgot something-"B began explaining through the intercom, only to have the door clicked open mid-sentence.
'That's weird..'B thought as she walked by the empty office, where there would usually be workers which would have let her in. Shrugging it off, she vigilintly walked through the once crowded and noisy halls, which were now vacant and eerie with their dim, flickering lights. Quickly, she made her way to her locker, only to find that the project wasn't there!
'Then…where is it?'
"Gym locker~"a voice purred from behind her, sending shivers down her spins.
"W-who's there?"B stuttered, wiping around only to find no one there.
Now speed walking, B began to feel like she was being stalked, and kept swearing that she heard footsteps behind her. Yet, whenever she flipped around, no one was there. Every time should would speed up, so would they, and the same with when she slowed down. Soon, she was in full sprint, with her stalker seemingly right behind her the whole time. Bursting into the gym, she shielded her eyes, as unlike the rest of the dim school, the gym lights were on full brightness. Although this would make things seem less creepy most of the time, B could tell that something was appending, so she ran as fast as her shaking legs would allow her, barging into the locker room, to find something horrible. Inside one of the lockers was her friend, A, looking dead.
"A-A…,"B hoarsely said, fearful of her friends death.
"Mmmmmmhhhhhh…."Her friend groaned, conforming her to be alive,"C-ca-can…."She began murmuring
"What?Can?"
"Ca-Candy…"Her friend began, and then all of a sudden jumped up and started clawing at the locker's door scream-singing,"CANDY!CANDY!CANDY,CANDY,CANDY! SWEETIE! SWEETIE! GARUS LOVE!"
All of B's fears came to life right then and there, as she noticed the T.V screen in the locker-now cage-had been playing Kyary Pamyu Pamyu videos on repeat for who knows how long, making her friend's eyes red and crazed. Kyary was known for making crazy japanese videos with her 1-2-3-4 girls(look up Candy Candy, and they're the girls in the beginning. They're also in other videos sometimes,too.).
"A-A…i-i is, is that you?"B asked, snapping A out of her trans.
"B…"A questioned in a hushed tone, glarring to make sure that it was in fact her friend,"B!B, you've got to get me out of here,um, I think that the keys are in our locker…"
Emmediatly, B rushed to 'their' locker, to find the locker slimy and wet, but out of paranoia, ignored it. After pulling the lock off, she reached in to grab the keys, only to find none.
"A, they're not…."A started, only to have the locker door slammed on her head before she could get out. She was knocked out in a flash, and would have fallen on the floor, had it not been for the sake of the hooded person catching her. Unhooding her hood, it revealed Rin, who was smiling like a mother would to her child, with a hint of sadisticness in her eyes.
Turning to A, she feed her some japanese candy, complimenting her with a,"Good job~".
"2 down, 1 to go,"A voice said behind her,which belonged to none other than Miku herself,"Looks like all we can do now is to wait for Luka."
With that, Miku helped her put B into the other cage, or what some used as a locker, turning on the T.V they installed, as it began playing the same hypnotysing videos of Kyary as in A's cage.
~At Danniboi's Mushroom Pie Cafe~
"Hello, I'm Luka and I'll be your waitress today!" Luka chirped, dressed in a waitress's uniform,"What would you like today?"
"I would like #3, please,"C replied.
"That will be right out, honey-suckle,"Luka informed.
On C's way home, she found this cafe, and her growling stomach insisted that she stop for a bite. Sure enough, a few minutes later, Luka came out with C's order, C not noticing the strange powder having been added to it.
"Enjoy it hun,"Luka said, dropping off her tray.
After a few minutes of eating the heavenly food, C got up, only to stumbl to the ground. When trying to get up, she almost made it just to stumble again, as her vision began blurring.
The last thing she saw was a waitress, a partly concerned look on her face, as she said,"Gomenne, oyasumi," and everything went black.
When C woke up, she found that she was in a…locker?Cage?WAIT-the gyms LOCKER room? Looking around, she saw 3 girls-Miko…Rui…and Rika, wasn't it?- chatting. Something about…Kyary, Pamyo? Pamyu? And…the girls…A…B…..WAIT! Snapping her head around to scan the room, she spotted her 2 friends in lockers a few feet away as well, sleeping peacefully in their cages.
"A….B…Guys!"C scream whispered, successfully getting their attention.
Yet, instead of her expected reaction, which was to freak out or inform her of what happened, they both smiled crazily, while informing the 3 girls,"She's awake."
Then, all the attention was on her, and the pink haired girl-WAIT, the WAITRESS?!-approached with a gentle smile placed on her face, as she said in her gentle,motherly voice,"Hello there, sleep well? Well, anyhow, we're gonna need yuh' to watch these little videos, to, you know, hypnotise you! Nothing big though! Now, we're gonna do this the hard way or the easy way, which one would you like?"
"I-I-….um,well…."C stampered, taken aback by Luka's calmness towards such an odd situation. Thinking about it, she thought,'well….I'm just a normal girl….and so are they….I think...I'm sure they're just having a little fun, like, hypnoses barely works, right?' and therefore replied,"the easy way."
Of course, this harmless prank ended up with all of them brain washed, as they were shipped off to japan through amazon, in a small card board box, with holes in the top, along with a small bowl of Spam.
~Unknown Place~
"Hmmmmm…"the three girls started moaning, as they began to wake up. Then, they all jumped awake, as they realized their surroundings:they appeared to be in some kind of a set, with a cotton candy chair in the corner, weird circle stage in the middle, and what seemed like a green screen. Trying to think of how they got here, they couldn't recall a thing, up until they were watching the videos in the locker. All of a sudden, someone burst through the door, which they hadn't noticed as it blent into the wall, and out came….KYARY PAMYU PAMYU?!
"Why welcome my little kitties,"Kyary said,"How yuh feelin?"
When she only received a bunch of blank stares, she continued,"Well, you lucky ducks will get to be my 1-2-3-4 girls, and since there's only 3 of you I was gonna cut you up into thirds and sew the 3 parts together, but apparently that would kill you, so instead I decided to clone myself, and here she is!"
Out of the door came a 13-year old Kyary, wearing the same thing as she did, along with the same smile plastered onto her face.
"Now, like my last 1-2-3-4 girls, whom accidentally were stabbed 7 times in the chest and thrown in a river~hehe, they were too old to continue anyhow~, you will also look EXACTLY alike, so I've hired professionals to fix this, , , please come in."
With that, two men in their 20's came in, in doctor coats, and said very professionally,"Hello, we are from Smosh hospitals, one of the BEST hospitals ever, and we specialize in photoshop plastic face surgery,"handing them their business cards, which were made on the blank side of a index card and drawn in with crayon,"Our method is as easy as ABC, otherwise known as Acid, Blowtorch, and Chainsaw."
Then, after a small demonstration on how they will be 'perfecting' their faces, the surgery began, with a bunch of blowtorch, and chainsaw sounds, and yelling in between the two doctors,"Anthony, we've run out of string to sew em' up!", "Here, use this stapler!"*stapler sounds*,"Thanks, works just fine!" After days of no sleep, showering or eating, they were done with their beautiful creations.
"Lemme see mey children,"Kyary demanded, as Smosh spun the chairs around, to reveal A,B,and C-or now 1,2 and 3. For what felt like ever, Kyary studied the girls-who looked nothing alike-when Kyary said,"Eh, they're close enough. They'll be wearing masks so it's not like they need to look like each other anyhow."
"Thank you, we would like to leave a complimentary happy cow with you,"Smosh said while bowing, and then turning to leave.
"Come on you silly gooses! Lets start on my new song!"Kyary replied, while skipping off, her clone following her.
"Hello my dear friends! How is your lives? Wonderful, I hope!" Rin greeted her friends, unusually happy for a Monday morning, yet again.
It had been a couple years since the locker incident, and they got their locker back. Off coarse, no one suspected anything, as they just made hard-light 3-D holograms of the girls, so that their families wouldn't miss them. Yet, they might get suspicious when in 10 years from now all their girls look the same...oh well. And the girls themselves continued working for Kyary, still brainwashed from the videos. Also, they discovered that if Rin showed any sign of joy on Monday mornings, something bad was to happen.
Shivering in the corner, Miku and Luka could only wait until something bad happened, and hope to stay alive when Rin goes on a was even worse was that she had been especially happy for a long time, and the more and longer Rin was happy, the worst the thing would be appending. Sure enough, Len, Rin's BOYFRIEND AND NOT BROTHER BECAUSE IT OFFICIALLY SAYS THAT THEY ARE MIRROR-IMAGES AND DON'T HAVE TO BE RELATED, FYI FOR ALL U HATERS*COUGH COUGH MY FRIEND WHO HATES THEM TOGETHER WHOM SHALL NOT BE NAMED AS SHE'D GUT ME LIKE A DEAD FISH IF I DID BUT SHE NOWS WHO SHE IS*-came in,nervously announcing,"Hey Rin! You look prepossessing today! Hehehe-BTW, Rinto at all of the oranges!" before running like the wind away before she could do him any harm.
As a dark urea glowed around Rin, she said in a demonic-voice,"WHAT IS THIS! MIKU-LOOKS LIKE KYARY'S GONNA GET A REPLACEMENT!"
"Crap, not again,"Luka face-palmed as she watched Miku and Rin planning Rinto's destruction.
Thanks for reading! I hope y'all liked it, it was pretty weird but anywhoo here's the meaning to a couple words for those who don't know much Japanese:
Gomenne-Sorry
Oyasumi-Good Night
JSDF-Japanese Self-Defense Forces, a thing in Japan for making peace which was apparently created after WW2, IDK much so look it up if y'all want.
FAREWELL!