It was midnight, and Dumbledore's neck tie just wouldn't tie itself! His blind date will be at the resturaunt in thirty minutes, and he still wasn't even there!
He decided to tie it in a ridiculous looking bow, and he set off for the eatery.
He sat down at his chair, took out a little comb, and started combing his magical beard.
Then, somebody sat down across from him, they were wearing a veil.
"Well, hello, Miss Vin! You're from Wizardblinddating dot com? Well, you look stunning, take off the veil!" Dumbledore said.
The lady shook her head, "I cannot, as much as I love being here, it is strictly prohibited to take off this veil. If I do, you will see my identity, and then it will not be a blind date, I hope for you to get the picture and how strict it shall be to take off this veil. Yes, I am from Wizardblinddating dot com, and maybe I do look stunning, but it is spoken that I shall not, and I repeat not, take off this veil, I hope you got the picture, you blasted idiot." Dumbledore shrugged, "I didn't get the picture, sorry."
Miss Vin shook the table harshly, then took out a ray gun, "I shall not have this foolish man treat me with do little respect!"
Everyone screamed and ran outside, and Miss Vin pointed the ray gun at Dumbledore.
"Just tell me, Miss Vin, who are you? I signed you up for fifty more dates!" Dumbledore shouted.
"Well, this will be our last date for the rest of our lives! Sorry, but your ridiculous life IS about to end." Miss Vin said.
"Tell me who you are then I'll die knowing who you are then I'll know who you are." he said.
"That doesn't make sense! Are you stupid?"
"Actually, my IQ is thirty-nine." Dumbledore said.
"Well, if you are that stupid, I shall reveal my identification."
Miss Vin took off the veil, revealing Voldemort.
"What the . . . "
"I have this ray gun, and I'm not afraid to use it!" Voldemort said.
Then, Lucius Malfoy appeared out of nowhere, clumsily doing the Macerena.
Dumbledore and Voldemort stared at him.
Then, Lucius Malfoy leaned over and sniffed Voldemort.
"You smell . . . great." he said.
He then threw up and then fainted, landing in his own vomit.
Voldemort and Dumbledore exchanged glances.
"Well, shall we continue with our date?" Dumbledore asked.
Then, Harry Potter appeared out of nowhere, and shouted, "Don't drink the tea!"
And on that note, he disappeared, and everyone died, because everyone drank the tea.
He decided to tie it in a ridiculous looking bow, and he set off for the eatery.
He sat down at his chair, took out a little comb, and started combing his magical beard.
Then, somebody sat down across from him, they were wearing a veil.
"Well, hello, Miss Vin! You're from Wizardblinddating dot com? Well, you look stunning, take off the veil!" Dumbledore said.
The lady shook her head, "I cannot, as much as I love being here, it is strictly prohibited to take off this veil. If I do, you will see my identity, and then it will not be a blind date, I hope for you to get the picture and how strict it shall be to take off this veil. Yes, I am from Wizardblinddating dot com, and maybe I do look stunning, but it is spoken that I shall not, and I repeat not, take off this veil, I hope you got the picture, you blasted idiot." Dumbledore shrugged, "I didn't get the picture, sorry."
Miss Vin shook the table harshly, then took out a ray gun, "I shall not have this foolish man treat me with do little respect!"
Everyone screamed and ran outside, and Miss Vin pointed the ray gun at Dumbledore.
"Just tell me, Miss Vin, who are you? I signed you up for fifty more dates!" Dumbledore shouted.
"Well, this will be our last date for the rest of our lives! Sorry, but your ridiculous life IS about to end." Miss Vin said.
"Tell me who you are then I'll die knowing who you are then I'll know who you are." he said.
"That doesn't make sense! Are you stupid?"
"Actually, my IQ is thirty-nine." Dumbledore said.
"Well, if you are that stupid, I shall reveal my identification."
Miss Vin took off the veil, revealing Voldemort.
"What the . . . "
"I have this ray gun, and I'm not afraid to use it!" Voldemort said.
Then, Lucius Malfoy appeared out of nowhere, clumsily doing the Macerena.
Dumbledore and Voldemort stared at him.
Then, Lucius Malfoy leaned over and sniffed Voldemort.
"You smell . . . great." he said.
He then threw up and then fainted, landing in his own vomit.
Voldemort and Dumbledore exchanged glances.
"Well, shall we continue with our date?" Dumbledore asked.
Then, Harry Potter appeared out of nowhere, and shouted, "Don't drink the tea!"
And on that note, he disappeared, and everyone died, because everyone drank the tea.
The end...OR IS IT?