30 kisses challenge

by Lispet

This is a challenge I found, basically, it's 30 short ficlets, about 30 kisses! Unfortunately, one of the conditions is that it has to be one couple, and I did the first one on Sasuke and Sakura, I don't like them together . But I'm stuck with them.

30 Kisses Challenge,

1. Look over here!

"Hey, Sasuke!" I groaned, Sakura had arrived.

It wasn't that I didn't like her. She was a good girl, it was just that she liked me maybe a little too much. "Hn?" We were waiting, once again, for Kakashi to show up. The Jounin that we had lost all respect for the moment that duster had come crashing down on top of his head. Well, he was late, again, but this time, Naruto was also out of sight. Odd.

"Isn't it so annoying that we are always the ones waiting for those two dunces?" She was chatty, as usual, and was playing suck-up. As usual.

I just grunted in response. Sakura was so obsessed with me that she knew what each and every one of my grunts meant. This one was a 'yeah, I kind of agree, but remember, I always get here before you so shut up.' kind of grunt.

"I mean, they lack complete discipline. And Naruto-baka wants to be the Hokage..." She smiled and I sighed in annoyance. "But what the hell? Why am I talking about those two?" She inched closer to me along the bench, twirling a long pink lock between her fingers. Some times, I wished that she'd just drop the silly childhood rumor that I liked girls with long hair. Personally, I thought it got in the way.

"You know, seeing as it's just us, maybe we could learn a bit about each other? I'll go first. My biggest rival is Ino-pig." I nearly started laughing. Her rival was a rival because of a petty crush. "Your turn."

I wish that you would shut the hell up. No, I didn't really say that, even I had my limitations as far as rudeness went. I opened my mouth to reply but someone to my left shouted something.

"Hey Sasuke! Look over here." And me, being the gullible fool I was, looked.

In my haste, my lips somehow ended up locked to Sakura's. She gasped and fell backwards, probably in shock. I seemed unable to pull away and ended up lying on top of her, in a very compromising situation as far as compromising situations went for me.

There was a click and a flash and I groaned, finally finding the strength to pull away. When I looked to the source of the light, I saw Kakashi standing there, a camera in hand. Naruto leapt out of the bushes behind Sakura, laughing his head off.

Inconsiderate bastards.