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Episode 1Spotlights on stage flare vibrant colors and shine on your two wonderful hosts…..Jocelyn and Chara!
Both: Hello and welcome to…..The Show With No Name!!!
(No, we couldn't think of a better title, deal with it.)
Chara: Now, I'm sure you are all wondering what this show is about. Allow me to hand it over to Jocelyn, so that she can explain further.
Jocelyn: All right, this is a show that MUST have its audience's participation. Basically, you, our audience, can write fan mail or hate mail to any of our Death Note characters and they will gladly or not so gladly reply. You can also ask the characters questions in your review. And yes, go and make it embarrassing for them. It's more fun that way. Now if there are too many responses I am afraid our Death Note characters will have to only respond to a few because otherwise they will be quite overwhelmed.
Chara: And here they are in all the glory of the world!
Light, L, Misa, Mello, Near, Matsuda, Matt, Mikami, and Takada are all dragged out of the shadows, handcuffed and chained together. Security guards are on either side of the line.
Light: NOOO! GET ME OUT OF HERE! I WILL NOT BE TREATED LIKE AN ANIMAL! I AM GOD! HOW DARE YOU TREAT GOD LIKE THIS! I SHALL STRIKE YOU ALL DOWN!
Jocelyn motions for the security guard who places duck tape over Light's mouth. And yes he is still screaming…
L: Is there cake? They said I would get cake for doing this.
Chara runs over to glomp L tightly and growls at random fan girls.
Jocelyn: -muttering under her breath- Chara…you're on live TV.
Chara looks up from L and stares blankly into cameras.
Misa: Misa-Misa is so excited!!
Chara lets go off L and slaps Misa with dead fish.
Misa: EEEEK! EWWWW!
Jocelyn: Shut up, Misa. Guards!
A security guard also tapes Misa's mouth shut.
Matsuda sees a butterfly, gets distracted and starts to talk to it.
Matsuda: Hello there little friend! Are you being held captive too? These handcuffs are very uncomfortable….
Chara holds knife to Matsuda's back.
Chara: You're not being held captive. This is fun…right?
Mello: -scoffs- Fun…
Chara: Put a cork in it blondie!
Everyone: OOHH!
Near is silent as he stares into nothingness. Takada is filing her nails and looking annoyed. Matt is sitting on the floor playing on his special silver edition PSP.
Mikami is writing on his arm and whispering to himself.
Mikami: Delete -twitch- Delete –twitch-
Jocelyn looks back and forth between Light and L muttering to herself.
Jocelyn: Wow, Light is hot, but he's a wimp….L is cute…but he's weird… -looks at Matt- And now Matt is starting to look attractive as well…..I don't know anymore. My poor brain can't take the stress….
Chara: -speaking loudly to cover up Jocelyn's voice- Anyway, so about the show. Now at the end of the season, the character with the most HATE mail will have to do something that he or she does NOT wish to do. And I will assure you that it will be uber hilarious, but it's a secret. Yes, we are evil.
Jocelyn who realizes that the show is still going on picks up on her cue.
Jocelyn: And the character with the most FAN mail will get a surprise! So please write your reviews and tune in next time on…
Everyone: THE SHOW WITH NO NAME!!!!!
Screams of fans and screams of pain from the characters can be heard echoing throughout the auditorium.
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Ok now that's the end of the first show! So please please please write reviews (fan/hate mail/questions) or else the show cannot go on!
And also please feel free to send us reviews if you liked the show! NO FLAMES!!! But do mention that it is a review and not a statement that you would like for us to put on the show. Thank you!