Disclaimer: You know the schtick by now. All characters are property of ZUN, except the ones that aren't.

SURPRISE! My name's Kogasa Tatara, and I don't really have a purpose in this story, but I'm good at surprising people so the author called on me to deliver this news. It's a big one! Okay, so the author was laying in bed with Touhou music stuck in his head yet again—you'd think he'd have learned by now, right?—specifically, "U.N. Owen was Her?" I'm sure given the format here, you know exactly where this is going, right? Except it shouldn't really be enough for a full fic, because Flandre-san already was starting to figure out her feelings for Utsuho-san, wasn't she? Well, that's true, but nowhere did the author say that the same was true of Utsuho-san. Also, just as the Mari-Ali wedding ended up becoming a beta plot in the original, this will also provide a forum for developing Nitori/Michiru, seeing as how they're out of place in The Adventures of Team 9 Catering. Well, Kisukisu is calling me, so I've got to go, but maybe I'll come back later on in…

The Scarlet Devil 2: Scarlet Devil Rhapsody
by Cyberchao X

Coming soon to a website near you!

CCX: I had actually already used "ScarletDevilRhapsody" as a username on one site, one I joined while writing the original The Scarlet Devil was my main fanfiction project. So right when I was about to put an A/N about wanting a subtitle but being unable to think of one, it came to me that that would actually be perfect.