Me: I was bored, so here are the crazy people! Major OOCness and craziness!
Hiei: NANI?!
Me: I don't own YYH, Warriors, or Hannah Montana.
Chapter 1
Crazy!
Hiei was walking all alone, until I popped up.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Hn."
"You didn't appear to Koenma's meeting. Why?"
"I don't want to spend two hours with retards."
"They are retards, now."
"?"
"Kurama is after gummy bears, Yusuke is flirting with Koenma, and Kuwabara is talking about his sexual fantasies!"
"WHAT?!"
"And everyone else is about to go insane!"
"I better go."
*Reikai*
"Where are they?"
"Over there," I said as I pointed to the door.
"Hn."
"Be careful!" I shouted.
"HIEI!" Kurama screamed.
"AH!"
"Come on, Hiei. We have things to do."
I started to laugh at Kurama's indications.
"HELP ME!" Hiei screamed.
"Nah, I don't wanna."
"Hannah Montana is here!"
"Bye!"
I could faintly here music playing, and I laughed at their suffering of the horrible music!
"Aren't you going to help them?"
"No, Jayfeather, I won't."
"Let's leave them before they recover."
"Right behind you, Jayfeather!"
We ran down the halls and into a portal that'll take me to the Warriors world. And so did the gang, but Hannah Montana stayed.
Me: Not funny, yet.
Hiei: Hn.
Me: I will allow one person to enter this story, and they get to be in it till they are permanently insane or gain their sanity back. R&R!