She's as cuddly as a cactus, her wits are sharp as nails, and don't forget about her emotions, which can rain on you harder than hail...
If you want to do one, she'll want to do the other. If you said she's cute, she'd say, "I bet you say that to your mother!"
Nobody's as vile, yet so cute. If you think about it, she reminds you of a newt.
She's as slimy as a iguana, she's as cold as ice. She'll break your heart one times thrice.
So if you ever consider, if you ever dare;
ask her to be her boyfriend, and she'll give you a stare.
A bag of flowers could never make her happy;
so if you love her, make your will snappy.
So when the day comes when you feel a slight tingle;
ask her out, and at least try and mingle.
Love her or hate her, through and through;
you still accept her, Courtney the Dude...
A/N: Either you like this poem or not, I LOVED WRITING IT!!!