"Once upon a homicidal time, there were 8 Homunculus living in a small apartment in Resembool", said the narrator.
"One's name was Envy", he continued.
Inside the apartment an alarm clock began blaring its evil annoying sound into the ear of our favorite green haired shape shifter.
Suddenly his hand lifted from the bed sheets high into the air and smashed the automated daylights out of the poor beeping machine from hell.
"Finally some peace and quiet", he said groggily as he flopped onto his side nestling into his comfortable bed.
The infernal screaming of the little "demon" brat known as Wrath broke the silence.
"WAKE UP BAKA, LUST WANTS TO SEE YOU", Wrath yelled now pounding on the bed with his fists, causing the bed to collapse, which flanged Envy and his bed into the wall across from him.
Envy got up angrily from his bed which was now a pile of rubble and began to rant to Wrath, "you idgit, you remember not to annoy me during my 22 hour beauty sleep", he spat!
"You might want to make it 23", Wrath joked.
"All right that's it" Envy yelled as he walked toward the juvenile with the look of evilness on his face.
He suddenly grabbed the monster's head and threw him out the 3 story window, "I'm telling mommy", he screamed as he hit he ground with a SPLAT!
Envy yawned as he walked away from the window to the living room, Lust, Pride, Gluttony and Sloth were all mumbling under their breath about something not of interest to Envy.
"What's with all the hubbub" he questioned them, when he caught sight of Greed, he was in a white straitjacket and desperately trying to escape from the groups grasp.
"O.k., what are y-, never mind I don't even want to know", as he when into the kitchen to eat.
Suddenly the front door opened, standing in the doorway was the battered and bruised Wrath and he gritted his teeth and lunged at Envy yelling, "You die now", Envy screamed as the kid tackled him.
"Hey guys, you can tear each-other apart later" Lust yelled at the two, they both stopped but were still grabbing each-others throats, "as I was saying, were taking Greed to the barbers shop", "Oho…so that explains the strait jacket", Envy said still clutching Wrath's neck.
"NOOO…NOT THE SHARP SCISSORS, NOOO…" Greed screamed as his eyes twitched profusely.
"Well lets get going" Envy said releasing his grasp from Wrath, "No, no, no…NO, you remember the last time you and Wrath came with us", Lust said stopping them both, "Hey how were we to know that that hair dryer's could kill people", Envy argued!
"Now Envy you will be tacking care of Wrath sense your older"' She continued.
"What", they both said!
"Will be back in 8 hours, you know how long it takes to finish his hair-cut, BYE, BYE," she said slamming the door in there faces.
"Hey Baka, I want to play", Wrath wined!
"Oh, Shit", Envy whimpered!