Rika moomba: This is my first fanfic so please go easy and I don't owe Kingdom Hearts
Xigbar and Xemnas were talking in his office about their plan to create Kingdom Hearts. In the middle of their discussion, their snacks/fod supply had run low...surprisingly low if it weren't for the other ten who scarfed down or snuck in.
"Xigbar, here's some money and go buy our food supply," Xemnas ordered.
"Uh...uh...uh...okay," Xigbar sttutered then he left the Superior's office. He hated shopping so he was trying to find a way to ditch the job. Fortunately, Roxas was passing by.
"Roxas, Xemnas wants you to buy our food supply," Xigbar said while Roxas tries to protest.
"What! Are you kidding me????" he blubbered.
"An order is an order!" the Freshooter said, putting his hand on Roxas' shoulder and gave him the money. Roxas just sighed and went to his best friend, Axel.
"Hey, you want to go shopping with me?" Roxas asked.
"Hah? Shopping? Since when did you go shopping???" Axel asked.
"Superior's orders," Roxas replied.
"Let's find Larxene then," Axel said and they're headed to her room. She was actually reading a book about sadism when she was interrupted.
"What do you want?" she asked.
"Larxene, the Superior wants you to go shopping," Axel replied.
"Really? It looks like it was Roxas who was ordered to go shopping," she said with sadistic humor.
"Hmmm, no...you're all wrong," said a familiar voice. The winds began to pick up and unfortunately, her room became a tornado.
"Xaldin, what do you want?" Axel asked.
"In actuality, the Superior ordered Xigbar to do the shopping," Xaldin replied.
"Did you eavesdrop or something?" Axel asked, frowning.
"Oh no, eavesdropping is a little harsh, I called it creative listening," Xaldin replied with a grin.
"WHAT!!!" Roxas roared in anger, two Keyblades shot out from both of his hands ready to kill Xigbar.
"Now now, calm down. Instead of killing Xigbar, why not teaching him a lesson," Axel suggested.
"And what would that be?" Roxas growled.
"It's quite simple, we'll let an idiot do all the food shopping. Not just any idiot, our special idiot," Larxene grinned.
"You don't mean...him...do you?" Xaldin asked.
"Oh yes...him, he's perfect for that chore," she replied. "So you agree?"
"Hmmm, what if the Superior finds out?" Axel asked.
"Then we'll just tell him he denied his orders," Larxene replied. Everyone agreed so Roxas and Axel left the room to find the special idiot, namely Demyx.
"And Xaldin, who do you think is going to clean this room?" Larxene asked sadistically.
"Um...gotta go," Xaldin gulped and as he left, the Savage Nymph electrocuted him.
"Get back here, wind boy!" Larxene yelled until she forced the Whirlwind Lancer to clean her room
- - -
"What! Superior finally gave me an order!" Demyx yelled happily. "Oh joy!!!"
"Congratulations and here's the money. Just buy food supplies. You wouldn't want to lose this job would ya?" Axel said, crossing his fingers at the back.
"Of course, well gotta go. I'm off to shop!" Demyx said and left.
"He really is a special idiot," Roxas commented.
"Exactly," Axel said. "so do you wanna hang out or something?"
"Sure, you're on!" Roxas said and the two of them left hoping that he won't messed it up then again, they're only doing it to teach Xigbar a lesson.
"I hope he doesn't go overboard," Roxas said, feeling a little worried.
"Don't worry, what's the worst thing could have happened," Axel said, assuring his best friend. Little did they know that it was a big mistake.
- - -
In Twilight Town, Demyx was carrying five bags of food supply and it was raining so he placed a shield above him. Along the way, he saw a long ear and small creature shivering in the cold so he took it in and hid it under his cloak. Few hours later, he gave the five bags of food supply to Roxas who was actually relieved that nothing happened...or is it.