Hey! I have returned from the world of insanity. As usual, I don't own any Inuyasha character. I wish I did.

50 ways to annoy the humans of Inuyasha

1. Spill syrup into Kagome's hair…

2. Blame Inuyasha.

3. Cut the strap of Sango's hiraikotsu.

4. Offer Miroku $20 to strip and dance…

5. Don't give him the money.

6. Tell Rin that Sesshomaru is a woman and wants to marry Miroku.

7. Ask Izaiyoi if she is a zoophile.

8. Give Rin a puppy…

9. Say it is Sesshomaru's child.

10. Wear a two piece around Miroku.

11. A Speedo around Sango and Kagome.

12. Take Kagome's textbooks and set them on fire…

13. Point at a rock and say, "he told me to".

14. Rock back in forth whenever Miroku walks by.

15. Run up to Inuyasha and scream, "why did you leave me and our baby?"

16. Call Kagome Kikyo and vice versa.

17. Ask Sango if she is related to Kagura Sohma.

18. Ask Kaede if she is related to Kagome…

19. Keep asking her why when she answers.

20. Wonder out loud if Miroku is a virgin…

21. Do the same with Kagome.

22. Offer Sango a hair cut…

23. Give her a Mohawk.

24. Scream and cry whenever Miroku touches Sango's butt…

25. Scream, "how could you betray me like that?"

26. Tell Akitoki- that Kagome said yes to marrying him.

27. Ask Kohaku if craves brains…

28. If he asks why, just shrug.

29. Remove the Bone Eaters Well and replace it with a fruit stand.

30. Bleach all of Sango's clothes…

31. Do the same with Miroku.

32. If Miroku answers no to #20, scream and say, "HOW COULD YOU BETRAY SANGO LIKE THAT?"

33. Place super glue all over Kagome's books.

34. Sing, "kagome, kagome" around Kagome.

35. Attach a mini leash to Miroku's earring…

36. Give it a pull.

37. Pretend to have morning sickness…

38. Tell Sango that he baby is Miroku's.

39. Pretend to have morning sickness…

40. Tell Kagome that the baby is Inuyasha's.

41. Run up to the Band of Seven and say you have a job for them…

42. Send them to China.

43. Give Rin another puppy…

44. Say its Inuyasha's baby.

45. Offer to bear Miroku's child….

46. Tell him that you are a man.

47. Send Miroku on a wild goose chase.

48. Tell Izaiyoi that Kikyo killed her son.

49. Gather everyone onto a boat in the middle of a lake…

50. Sink the boat and swim as fast as you can!