After PheonixReece requested more, and Methereaper's story,

I present the 2nd installment of Happy Taboo Friends.

Some more Controversy and Taboo;

Homosexuality, Cannibalism, Intersexuality, Globalization, Sadomasichism, Genocide, Pedophilia, and Child Abuse.

Mutter;

Cuddles comes out of a liquor store, hobbling around, intoxicated. Flippy comes from nowhere. He seemed dirty and ragged. "Dude, could ya' share some of the love? Flaky got me restrained, and I need some love!" Cuddles looks at the bottle of beer, then back at Flippy.

He strikes Flippy over the head, knocking him out cold. "Fucking child abuser."

"Cuddles Cuddles Cuddles Cudddles Cuddles Cuddles Cuddelllllllllllllles!" Toothy screams. Cuddles glares at him. "You want to start a band?" Cuddles' eyes swell with anxiety.

"Did you say..." he chirps softly, quivering. Toothy nods.

"The community center is hosting a group for a fundraiser. We can play!" Toothy says. "We just need to assemble a band, though..."

"I'm taking guitar lessons, and you have a bass in your basement." Cuddles yelps extatically. Toothy suddenly stops, and glares daggers at Cuddles.

"Is that just a species stereotype, or you've checked?"

"Eh, your a beaver. You have a bass in your basement." Cuddles says, ignoring Toothy. Toothy furrows his brow and storms off. Nutty walks by, marching to an odd tune.

"Links zwo, links zwo, links zwo drei veir, links zwo, links zwo, links zwo...Oh, hi Cuddles! You got the money for the handjob?" Nutty asks. Cuddles' glances around.

"Do you accept body parts?" Cuddles asks. Nutty stares at him.

"Well, where is it?" Nutty demands. "I need money to keep my obscene obsession with candy and sex satisfied! I loose either candy or Petunia, neither is an option!" Nutty growls.

"How much money do you think you'd get as a drummer in a band?" Cuddles asks. Nutty dances up and down. Handy overhears them and walks up to Cuddles.

"I'll be on the keyboards and electronic crap." Handy says, eager as, well, a beaver! Cuddles stares worriedly at Handy's nubs. But approves.

"Your hired, meet me in the atrium at 9 'o clock." Cuddles adds. Handy flashes him a goodbye smile.

LATER

With everyone set up, Cuddles signals for the ready.

"Uno dos tres!

...Wenn die turmuhr zweimal schlaeght!!!"

"Halleluja!"

"Nimmt er den Junge' ins gebet!"

"Halleluja!"

"Er ist der wahre Christ!"

"Halleluja!"

"Und weiss was Naechstenleibe ist!"

"Dreh dich Langsam um. Dreh dich UM!"

Toothy jumps up and down. "Are we good?"

"No we Fuck." Cuddles sulks.

"Where the hell are those body parts?" Nutty asks.

"I thought he did pretty good." Handy snaps.

"Our gig is in 15 minutes, what do we do?" Toothy asks.

Handy rolls his eyes "Maybe we can sing an original song. In ENGLISH!"

"Do you know how stupid original songs are!? Even dudes like Lemon Demon use other songs! Kanye doesn't even have any fucking music, its all synthesised!" Cuddles yells.

"AAAHHHHH!!!" Handy screams. Everyone turns to face him. Nutty had pulled a wire from the bass, and was using it to slice Handy's tail. Handy ran screaming into the bathroom, while Nutty plops himself on a stool, gnawing on it. Cuddles slaps his face, and falls face first on the ground.

"We're Fucked."

Not exactly the best but It'll be better.

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