InuYasha started to sniff the air. A "Damnit" was heard by the group. All of the companions looked towards the west. Kagome sighed. There was the whirlwind they have all become accustomed to. The wind to reveal none other than…KOGA!!!!!!!! He just stood in front of the group, glaring at InuYasha. InuYasha started to growl.
"What do you want, wolf?" Koga just kept staring. Soon the air got tense.
"Ah, Koga?" Kagome asked. Miroku and Sango looked at each other. Shippou jumped onto Kagome.
"Kagome, doesn't Koga look like he is going to explode," He whispered to her. Kagome just nodded. Koga opened and closed his mouth a few times. Finally Koga spoke.
"InuYasha, I have always thought of you as my closest friend. So I want you to be the first to know…." InuYasha raised eyebrow.
"What?" Koga takes a deep breath.
"I'm…..pregnant." The group faints.
…
Time passes, and the only one brave enough to ask was our idiot monk.
"So, Koga… um…"
"It's Jaken's" Koga answered the unasked question. Meanwhile, deep in the forest of no return, Jaken sneezes. He looks around and shrugs.
The group faints for the second time. Koga smiles proudly.
….
The day turn into night as the group bids farewell. But as Kagome smiles at Koga, she asked
"Are you and Jaken going to share the child?" He shook his head.
"No way Kagome, he was just fun for the summer. I want my child to have a great and stable family, so I'm going to marry Ayame. She'll be a great Dad, don't you think?"
Kagome laughs nervously and smiles. Koga bid them farewell, and it ran into the starry sky.
InuYasha watched it go and started to think that it shouldn't really be running that fast being eight months pregnant. And he had the sudden urge to have kids of his own. InuYasha spun around, wrapped Kagome in his arms and proceed to make her forget all the reasons why they shouldn't be kissing in front of everyone else. He then carried her into the forest to do things that should never be mentioned in front of young Shippou.
AN Hey, Hopeless Star Gazer here. Foodnetworkstar and I were watching some episode of InuYasha and thought "hey wouldn't this be funny if…." And that's how the story was created. I would like you all to know that we were seriously considering put Naraku as the one who got pregnant. So I want all of you to place Naraku in for Koga and Kagura for Ayame. Then I would like you to tell us what you think.
FNWS here as you know, eyebrows tend to vanish around here. (looks at HSG) only this time, I have upgraded to crazy glue and baseballs. Now, imagine how that works. (HSG looks at FNWS out of the corner of her eye) (FNWS opens mysterious duffle bag and said items are inside. She proceeds to smile like a boy cat that just farted)
HSG: Please review, this scares me.
FNWS: (flash under face) KuKuKu (coughs and up come hairball)
HSG: (rolls eyes) That's attractive.
FNWS: (smiles) Hugs and Kiss (as reaching into army boot)
SWINE FLU WILL EAT US ALL!!!!!!!!!! THE SOURCE IS…….
NARKU'S PREGNANCY.