Battle of The Sexes Cullen style
A.N. Stephenie Meyer Owns all characters i just put them at war with each other. This is my first fanfic so plz review and tell me what you think
Edward Pov
I slowly and very quietly walked towards Bella's truck. I popped its hood and started pulling aimlessly at different pieces of twisted metal, placing them in a rucksack and then running to the woods placing them in a hole, which I had dug out earlier.
I covered the hole over quickly so I would be back in Bella's room before she got out of the shower.
I then sprinted back to her house in through her bedroom window and lay down on her bed waiting for her to finish her shower.
" Good thing I hadn't thought about this or Alice would of seen it coming, but now all she'll see is Bella's broken truck no one will no it was me!"
I thought as I waited. Bella would surely try and kill me if she ever found out it was me. Even though she'd fail.
" Oh Emmett you look so god dam sexy in that police man outfit!"
I shuddered as I tuned out both Rosalie's and Emmett's thoughts. I decided that I never want them two to get arrested again if they were robbing uniforms from the station.
I laughed as I imagined how Charlie would react if he saw them at it in one of his uniforms! As I lay there I heard Bella softly humming the tune of her lullaby to herself in the shower.
God only knows how much I love her,
I thought. The humming stopped as she turned off the shower and started to dry herself.
I wonder how Bella will react when I tell her she staying in Dr. Cullen's for the week. I'll tell her in the morning so if its bad I'll wont have to stick around and feel guilty. But for some reason I know she will be happy.
Charlie thought.
I'll wake her before I leave and let her know.
Your right Charlie she will be happy
I thought.
I heard my angel stumble in the hallway and ran to save her. I caught her just before she hit the floor. It was a close one!! I looked down into the brown doors to her soul before making a trail of kisses from her neck to her ear and then kissing her on her now pouting lips.
" I hate it when u do that," she said.
"Do what my darling?? "
" Dazzle me " she replied sullenly
" I love you Bella, You know that don't you?"
" Don't be silly Edward you know I do."
" Well then can we please move into your bedroom as Charlie is about to go to bed?"
" Oh,"
Was all I got in reply before I picked her up and placed her in bed before I went to hide in her very small, cramped wardrobe.
She let out an over exaggerated breath as Charlie peeped in on her.
She looks so peaceful when she's sleeping.
Charlie thought.
He was right she did look so peaceful while she slept.
I repressed a laugh when she shot up in the bed and started hissing my name. But suddenly the tables were turned when I fell out of her wardrobe with a Thud.
The look on her face was comical as she tried not to laugh but after she heard Charlie let out a snore she burst into fits of laughter, which continued for numerous minutes until I decided this wasn't funny anymore and swore to her that I'd get my revenge.
My darling Angel wasn't laughing for long after that.
I once again placed her under her blanket while I lay on top of it so she wouldn't freeze to death next to my cold body and began to hum her lullaby to her.
In a matter of minutes she was asleep and all I had to do was sit there and watch her until Dawn when Charlie would wake her to tell her that he was going to a Conference for the week and that he had rang Carlisle and asked could she stay in our house, with Alice of course!
I couldn't wait we were on summer break and it would be the best week ever, no school, no Charlie, just Bella and me. Or well that's what I thought…