No Coincidence. That was their band name. Little did Jordan know it was more than a coincidence. Jordan had a "girlfriend" named Bonnie. She was a cover up for Jordan's gay desires. Here's the story: Jordan was fucking all his band mates behind all of their backs. In public, Jordan lays all over his fellow band mate, Tony. Now, everyone says he's gay. They'd be correct. Jordan will only eat his girlfriend's ass like groceries. I mean, not only her ass but the band mates asses as well. Bonnie doesn't have a dick so he's not interested in...that. Coincidence? I think not. Jordan only likes Bonnie's ass because she's a female and males and females both have asses. Jordan is gay confirmed.
This is all I will explain in this chapter. Why he hides, what he does, and things about the band. The following chapters is when I'll get into things. First, No Coincidence is a pop punk band. They have a couple of songs but the only one YouTube knows about is postcards. That song gave many people cancer so...that's why they stopped posting songs. So, Jordan isn't the lead singer but is the main person with drama. He only eats chicken and ass. Anyway, when he fucks his band mates, he tells each one to keep it a secret so they don't get jealous. My thing is, who the fuck would sleep with him? I mean, come on. Have standards. I can't change the way they are so...I'll share their story because I know they won't. God...closeted homosexuals...You have a month dedicated to you. It'll be alright. I hope you enjoy the bizarre story of Jordan and his band mates. I know I did...(send help)
Disclaimer: The No Coincidence band members don't like hate. Please keep it to a minimum, which would be commenting cancer comments on their song, Postcards, on their YouTube channel, No Coincidence. It would be greatly appreciated. Another thing! I might know what you're thinking: Who are you? I'm memelord. Nice to meet you. (If anyone's there.) What are we waiting for? Let's get riiiiiight into the story! (Killer Keemstar bby.)