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Echo's Various Drabbles and Word-like Thoughts and Things

Today's Subject; Resident Evil Observations

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In playing just about every RE game-with the exception of Dead Aim considering I can't seem to get my hands on that damn game-a few things have come to my attention about my favorite video game franchise.

I have decided to post this list of random notices for you my dear readers, to see if maybe I am the only one who is simply anal enough to notice these things.

Ha. I said anal. -school girl giggle-

ON WITH THE JUNK NO ONE BUT ME CARES ABOUT!

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In RE the incidents usually last about 24 hours or so, so why do the characters never seem to take a bathroom break or express the urge to go number one or-dare I say it-number two?

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Has anyone ever noticed that when you combine herbs they end up on a sheet of paper? Reefer smoking reference much? Haha.

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Redundancy. Redundancy. Redundancy. For example:

(RE: The Original)

Barry: (in the front room of the mansion) What is this?

Barry: (in the dining room examining the blood on the floor) What? What...is this?

Jill: (also in the dining room examining the blood on the floor) What is it?

Barry: (still the dining room -yawn-) What is it!

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BARRY! WE DON'T FREAKING KNOW! The point is he says the line "What is this?" about 75 freakin' times throughout the entire game.

There are many other examples that could be pointed out but I'm too lazy.

-coughs-

Barry: (in the dining room) A DINING ROOM!

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Speaking of the original RE-was anyone else as relieved as I was when they got Wesker a better voice actor after the first one? No offence to...whoever that guy is...but Richard Waugh and D.C Douglas are so much better.

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Rebecca is by far the most annoying person in the games, her voice makes me wanna punch windows with my bare hands. In every GAME SHE'S IN!

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REDUNDANCY! ...again -sigh- I'm being redundant about the redundancy.

Rebecca: (coming into the piano room to greet Chris) Chris. It's me!

Chris: Rebecca! Is that you?

No, Chris, it's just a zombie in Rebecca's clothes.

-facepalms-

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Ada Wong:

I can handle her in small doses but essentially I'm not a huge fan. I mean...she's a spy..who gives out her real name. C'MON!

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I'm sure you have all noticed it but...I'm bringing it up: In the first RE, RE 2 and I think RE 3, they do that little overly dramatic arm movement. It makes me chuckle everytime.

Thank you, Capcom.

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They severely need to put Alex Wesker in a game. HEAR THAT CAPCOM! ALEX. WESKER. GET ON WITH IT!

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Blonde, evil Jill over Regular ditzy and dumb Jill. Anyday.

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Umbrella Chronicles is hard. It's fun but it's hard. Even Easy is difficult. Tru dat.

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The character design in RE 2 makes Leon and the gang look like really strange rats, especially Sherry. Little rat sherry. Honestly, look at her eyes. Like a little rat.

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I feel bad for Forest, mainly because he looks like he could have been a sexy character had he not been "killed by a crow or something".

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Albert Wesker is the most delicious man that was ever created. If he were real, I'd break my 'no fan-girl for real life people' rule.

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Scratch that, if he were real, I'd probably have more than a few restraining orders placed on me. Just getting that out there.

SO THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. PART TWO I'M SURE WILL COME WHENEVER I THINK OF SOMETHING INTERESTING!