So here is a story that my friend and i made up while playing with stuffed animals. hope ya like it!!
The Akatsuki were exhausted! Well at least as exhausted as you can imagine the Akatsuki could get. They had just captured both Naruto and Gaara, the two demon vessels. But they weren't tiered enough NOT to notice the newly decorated meeting room.
Hidan: Why -censored- hell are we -censored- doing in a –censored censored- bright -censored- pink and red -censored- room!
He said observing the now Valentine's Day themed room. All the Akatsuki were shocked when Konan entered through another door. (Oh yeah she hadn't gone with them) Everyone was now over their shock and most of them were glaring at Konan, the room wasn't like this when they left.
Tobi: Hidan is a baaaaaaaaaad boy!!!
Kisame: The colors! They burn!!!! I think I am going blind!!
Itachi: Was that a blind joke!
Itachi attempted to glare at his fishy friend, but failed miserably to due to his now extremely damaged eyes.
Konan: Itachi you should probably get your eyes checked by a medic-nin…Kisame! And just what is wrong with the colors!
Deidara: Nice going shark boy!
Kisame: And just what was that supposed to mean!
Deidara: Exactly what you thought it meant!
Pein: Shut up you idiotic minions!
Everyone glared at Pein, well except Itachi who accidentally glared at Sasori. Pein realized that it probably wasn't a good thing to yell something like that at the organization that kills hundreds of people a year, even if you are the leader.
Pein: Ummm…well, yeah…why did you decorate this way?
Konan: Oh you silly goose! It's Valentine's Day!
Tobi: What's Valentine's Day?
Deidara: Well Valentine's Day is the day that lovers get together and tell them how special the other is to them.
Tobi: I see, so Pein and Konan are going to do that?
Pein: TOBI!!!
Konan: Well that was one of the reason I did all this.
Sasori: So what was the other?
Konan: I feel we have all been distant so it is for bonding.
Itachi: Okay I'm leaving.
As Itachi was groping for the exit there was a huge explosion that knocked a gaping hole through the wall. All the Akatsuki members, but Itachi because of his eyes, looked at Deidara.
Deidara: I swear it wasn't me!
Tobi: It's not nice to stare Deidara.
Then out of the dust still hanging in the air, coming from where the hole was made a voice called out.
?: Yeah and it's also not nice to kidnap.
Kisame: Who is that?
Sasori: NO! IT CAN'T BE!!!
A pink haired ninja, obviously, stepped out of the shadows and into the light. She was wearing a leaf forehead protector.
Sasori: YOU!!!!
Sakura: It's nice to see you too Sasori, wait didn't I kill you?
All the Akatsuki member, but Itachi again, looked at Sasori dumbfounded. Sakura noticed Itachi was having trouble seeing.
Sakura: We're here to get Naruto and Gaara back, and Itachi can you see anything?
Itachi: What do you mean by 'we', and I can see perfectly!
The others stepped out from the hole in the wall as Itachi seemed to be talking to the opposite wall. Others meaning: Kakashi, Ino, Temari, Kankuro, Shikamaru, Chouji, Lee, Kiba, Hinata, Tenten, Neji, Shino, and even Sasuke.
Ino: BROTHER!!!!
Deidara: SISTER!!!!
Everyone else: O.o
Sasuke: Wait is that Itachi!?!? Didn't I kill you?
Itachi: Sorry 'bout your luck mate. Foolish brother you will die!
Everyone watched as Itachi threw some sharp pointy objects at Kisame and Hidan. They both ran away screaming.
Kisame: Itachi, what's with the accent?
Hidan: You mother -censored- you are -censored- thowing –censored censored censored- at us not your –censored- son of a –censored censored- brother!!
Sakura: Ummm…I know this will probably get me in trouble, but Itachi I can heal your eyes.
Sasuke: What are you doing Sakura!?!? He's will just turn around and kill you if you do that!
Itachi: I can see perfectly!!
Everyone else: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT…
Itachi: Fine, you can look at my eyes.
Everyone watched intently as Sakura timidly approached Itachi. Her hand started growing a pale green and she placed it over both of his eyes. A few minutes later she stepped back, a few beads of sweat sticking to her face.
Sakura: There, I think that should do it.
Itachi opened his eyes and was about ready to kill everyone in the room because he couldn't see, but once he realized he could see he dropped his weapons. They hit the floor with a clatter as he looked into the medic-nin's eyes.
Itachi: Wow my brother really must be gay if you are the Sakura that has been chasing after him for however many years.
Sasuke: STOP HITTING ON MY SQUAD MEMBER!!!
Itachi: Well maybe she wants me too since you never showed her any affection.
Itachi smirked as Sasuke was getting even angrier that his brother was hitting on the girl that he planned to revive the clan with, love or not. Sakura just stood there blushing madly. The other were watching in amusement.
Deidara: Now that I take a moment she is really HOT!
Ino: Stop drooling over my best friend!
Kisame: She is pretty hot…
Zestu: She is prettier than a rose!
Lee: Obviously!!!
Temari: Hey are we going to just stand here and party or are we going to get back Naruto and Gaara!
Tenten: Yeah lets party!!!
Kakashi: I'm sure that's not what she meant.
But it was too late, for the weapon mistress had blasted the radio and pulled Neji out to dance, well she was the only one dancing considering Neji is embarrassed beyond belief.
Lee: Yes let us dance YOUTHFULLY!!!
Tobi, Ino, Deidara, Chouji, Kankuro, Kiba, Hinata, Kisame and Zestu all started dancing. Sasuke and Itachi were attempting to talk Sakura into dancing with them; Pein was being drug out of the room by Konan. Shikamaru and Temari were trying to figure out a way to rescue Naruto and Gaara like they were supposed to. Sasori was eventually forced into the dancing mass of people, so was Hidan and Shino.
Somehow without Temari and Shikamaru's help both Naruto and Gaara appeared and joined in the dancing. Shikamaru and Temari joined in knowing their comrades were safe, and Sakura, after a long debate went and danced with Itachi as Sasuke sulked in the corner being the gay emo he is.
A slow song came on and Tenten started dancing with Neji, Shikamaru danced with Temari, Chouji and Ino danced, Hinata was dancing with Kiba, Sakura danced with Itachi and Naruto and Sasuke were dancing. Deidara went and asked Sasori to dance and Kakashi talked with Tobi while Gaara was consuming all the cookies in sight. This left Zestu, Kisame, Lee, Kankuro and Shino. Kankuro and Kisame snickered and snuck off to plan on how to be the perverts they are while Shino and Zestu talked. Lee went and dance by himself.
All the couples, who were straight, seemed to disappear after that song. Everyone else noticed and was going to go look for them, but was stopped by the 'good boy'. that pretty much left the others only able to imagine what they were doing. They eventually came back though.
Kakashi: Okay well we better head out; don't want Tsunade thinking we were killed. See ya later Akatsuki and happy Valentine's Day!
Akatsuki member: Yeah same to you guys.
The Leaf and Sand ninja left and went back to their own villages. The Akatsuki were going to retreat for the night but Pein stopped.
Pein: They took the demon vessels with them didn't they?
hope ya thought it was amusing. REWIEW PLEASE!!! It would give me a smile like this -- :D
i'm thinking about making it a story and not just a one shot, but i will leave that to the reviewers.
PEACE, LOVE, and SKITTLES!!!
Jam