Mummy Boosh.
Summery- By popular demand. While watching The Mummy on Naboo's new shaman DVD player, Vince and Howard get sucked into the film and must stay alive until the end to get out again.
Disclaimer- Mighty Boosh is owned by Noel and Julian. The Mummy is owned by Steven Sommers.
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Chapter 1- The Shamanic DVD Player.
It was a dark, stormy night in London. One lonely figure rushed through the wet streets, hiding his body and head under his black long coat, his balck boots splashing in the puddles that were forming quickly. He soon got to the front door of his flat and got in.
"Howard? You about?" Vince called out, taking his wet boots off and placing them next to the door. He went past the living room and up the stairs, yelling his friend's name. He went back down and found Naboo in the kitchen, sitting at the table with Bollo.
"He's gone out for awhile, Vince" The tiny shaman said, finishing off his coffee. Vince shurgged and went back upstairs to change from his wet clothes into drier ones- long sleeved red top with a black belt around the waist, with black drainpipes. He went down to the kitchen and made himself a hot chocolate with whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles to help warm him up. He sat at the table when there was a knock at the door.
"Bollo, get that will you? Could be that thing I ordered" Bollo answered the door and a masked shaman, sitting on a carpet was hovering there.
"Package" He yelled, throwing the brown box that was with him into the gorilla's arms and flew off. Bollo bought it back and dropped it in from of Naboo, who tore into it and took out and black thin box with a few buttons on it.
"What is it?" Vince asked, ever curious.
"My new shamanic DVD player. It actually sucks you into whatever you're watching" The shaman replied, already knowing what Vince was getting at.
"So, say I wanted to meet David Bowie, I could just put Labyrinth into this thing, get sucked in and ask for his autograph?" The goth asked, excitedly.
"Well, not really. You can only talk to the character that actor or singer is playing" Vince's face dropped as he pouted.
"Anyway, It's time for Bollo to DJ at rollerdisco" He and Naboo got up from the table and went upstairs to get their carpet ready.
"And Vince, don't touch the DVD player until we get back. We don't know if it'll work right or not" This caused another pout for the childish Goth.
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Half an hour later, A soaking wet Howard finally arrived home, finding Vince fiddling around with what looked to be a thin black box and their tele in the living area.
"What are you doing?" The jazz mavarick asked.
Vince looked up from his work "Naboo got this new DVD player and I'm trying to get it to work. All these wires, great colours, but too confusing"
Howard rolled his eyes "Out the way, I'll do it" He pushed his friedn out the way and hooked it up to the back of the tele.
Vince giggled excitedly as he went upstairs to his room. Howard watched him, shook his head and went to the kitchen to make tea. His head turned back to the stairs as he heard the THUMP-THIUMP-THUMP of Vince's footsteps as he ran down the stairs.
"I was thinking we could watch this together" He revealed from behind his back a DVD called 'The Mummy' "This looks such a great film, It's about the Eygptian times, they had good fashion back then"
Howard sighed "Go on then, little man" The goth let out a excited gasp and rushed to the tele. He placed the DVD inside the player and pressed it on, then flew over to the retro sofa and waited until Howard sat down.
"Naboo did says you could use this, right?" He asked, nervous about getting on the wrong side of the shaman again.
Vince thought for about two seconds "Yeah, corse he did" He pressed the play button on the remote, and the tele glowed an eriee blueish glow. Then it shook violently and zapped a ray of light and trapped the two friends. A flash of light later and they were gone, just leaving two screams in their wake.
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