I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING ALL CHARACTERS BELONG RIGHTFULLY TO NINTENDO.

I have no idea why I did this about cookies since I hate cookies (strange I know)

It's not a lot but enjoy

"WHERE ARE ALL THE COOKIES?!"

Everyone turned to Marth who looked like he'll kill someone.

Bowser gave a loud groan. "This is the fifth time this week the cookies disappeared."

Mario nodded at his enemy. "I a haven't a ate any a cookies a so a long."

"Sooo, why don't we just tell Master Hand about this?" Suggested Ike.

Link got up and closed his book. "We have to tell Master Hand something important not stolen cookies besides it might've been the kids."

Everyone looked at Ness. "What? Why would you think it was me?"

"Ness, if you're lying your not getting any cookies," snapped Peach motherly.

"But it wasn't me!" He said out loud.

Wolf shook his head. "If he said it wasn't him it wasn't him end of story."

"I want cookies," wined Falcon.

"Nana looks a little quiet, don't you think?"

The female ice climber who was holding Toon Link struggling to get away from her glared at Ness. "It's not me because I was out shopping with Peach, just ask her."

Peach nodded with disappointment then her face was murderous. "Whoever took my cookies will pay dearly."

Everyone screamed, Ike carried Marth bridal style, Mario cried and Falcon fainted when Peach hold her frying pan, which was known as a deadly weapon. Link the only one reacted, got up and lowered Peaches weapon.

She glared at him but he gave a nervous smile. "Lets not get too far there only cookies we don't need to kill the thief."

Everyone gave Link death glares. "Only cookies," breathed Marth angrily.

Link gave an uneasy smile. "I mean that they are delicious but do you really want Peach to use the pan."

They immediately shook their heads.

Pit thought for a moment. "How about we find the thief now?"

"Do we have to?" Bowser said lazily.

"Do you want cookies or not?" Link said. "If we don't find the thief we may never have any cookies ever again."

Bowser's eyes widen, he then grabbed Marth and Ike. "Lets go and find the thief."

Everyone followed except for Nana who still held Toon Link.

"Will you let go of me?! We have to find the thief," he said to her.

"I already found him," she purred rubbing her cheek against his chest and looked at him.

"Wha-what makes you think I'm the thief"

She smirked and pulled out a picture of Toon Link with a greedy face and his hand in the cookie jar.

He gritted his teeth. "Stalker"

She gave him a 'Tsk, Tsk, Tsk'. "I would be very carefully of what I say if I were you."

He swallowed. "You're n-not going to t-tell right? I mean you don't want Peach using her pan on me."

"I won't tell," she said simply.

A huge wave of happiness washed all over him.

"If..."

The happiness was gone, he put on a begging face.

"...you take me on a date," she smirked. "Either that or I tell."

"okay..."

She gave him a sharp kiss on the lips. "At 9 don't be late Toony"

She skipped off leaving a disgusted Toon wiping his lips, I'll never eat cookies ever again, he thought to himself.