First fanfiction I have actually made for some odd reason. Anyways, to the DISCLAIMERS!
(I do not own Dark Souls or RWBY. Just some fan story I conceived through my brain. The character is based off of JumpingProduction's video titled: The Best Build Ever.)
Chapter 1: Writ of Sealing
The Iron Keep, once a safe haven where the PvPers peacefully frolicked, with their dexterity builds and fashion souls; The gestures dressed like jesters and much more. It seemed to be the perfect PvPer's paradise. However, with the soul of a god, a terrible being rose from the depths of the Iron Keep, wearing the butthole helmet of the Smelter Demon, and donning the dreaded +5 Havel's Set. He laid waste to the lands, wrecking everything in sight with his maximum level build. Not even the PvP gods would be that over-leveled. His great resonant soul tore through the heavy armor of the strength builds, his almighty Sunlight Spear disintegrating anything it came across. It seemed that he was sent by the gods as the harbinger of the end of PvP. That was until The Four rose from the dark. Oroboro, clad in Elite Astoran armor with havel's gauntlets and leggings on. He blessed the Astora Knights with Sunlight Blade and Darkmoon Blade. His army of the Almighty R1 Spammers pushed the Havel-Butt backwards, only for him to continue, due to his 99 health and Life Ring +3. He also had the Third Dragon Ring. Then came Sunlight Blade, with his almighty Demon's Greataxe +15 with his/her female strength build. Strength builds unlike the likes of others charged, battering the Havel-Butt with their Demon's Greataxes +15. With every nick of health they dealt, he took 5 strength builds.
Then came a great towering figure, with his greatsword in main-hand, chaos katana in off-hand. It was none other than Peeve Peeverson, the peeviest of all the Peeves. His peeves weakened the armor of The Havel-Butt greatly, victory was near! But alas, the power of the Butthole was too stronk. The Havel-Butt released the deadliest WoG known to Drangleic/Lordran, disintegrating a vast majority of the armored and brave warriors who fought against the menace. All hope seemed lost that day, until on the horizon, came Yukas and his Legion. As Havel-Butt began to strike Yukas, he parried. The great Havel-Butt fell on his bum, as Yukas and his Legion fire-swathed his body. They all riposted at the same time the explosion happened. Butt, the Havel-Butt was not dead yet, no, but Yukas had one more trick up his sleeve. He and his powerful legion cast WoG at the same time, creating a massive explosion that left a massive crater of solidified iron where the Iron Keep used to be. The Havel-Butt, was defeated.
"As for your skrubbiness and unlimited BS, we the community, sentence you to an eternity in the Box of Titanite, never to set foot on the land of PvP to destroy innocent noobs again." The Havel-Butt remained silent, as he was chained in +10 Titanite chains. The Titanite Box was a massive thing, over 10' long and 5' wide. It was created completely out of +15 Titanite, with Great Magic Barrier etched into the great tomb of The Havel-Butt. The Havel-Monsters who turned from their Havel ways pulled the great butthole into the box, as they heaved the heavy Titanite Seal on top of the box. Then, the reformed Havel-Monsters put a crank in it, similar to the ones found on the ballistae in The Pursuer's boss fight. They then cranked it shut, with their 70 strength, and sealed it with 60 thousand souls. Then came the second seal, sealing the massive box shut, as they cranked it tight. Then, they locked the sides using a stronger crank, forever signifying the imprisonment of the grand Butt. The second seal's top was a White Soapstone Rune, forever nullifying the infinite Cracked Red-Eye Orbs he possessed. However, he was not locked without any gear, no. They had locked him in with his Dragon-Chime, as he couldn't do anything to the overpowered box. They then buried the box into the ground of The Shaded Woods, sealing the ground over the box with Titanite Slabs. Inside of the box, where the dormant Havel slumbered, was a piece of paper, signed by The Father of All Giants, Giantdad.