Hey guys! HoboKitty here with next oneshot ...first one being iAm Fearless the songfic! So here we have A to Z Seddie! First is airplanes with a VERY perky and annoying flight attendant!

DISCLAIMER: No...I don't OWN ANYTHING! Stupid copyright laws!

A- Airplanes

Carly, Freddie and I were heading to our seats on the airplane. iCarly was just nominated for the second iWeb Award, and this time it was in London. The plane was taking FOREVER to get going so I yelled out to nobody after sitting down, "Come on! Let's get moving! The important people are already on!"

A flight attendant came down the aisle. "I'd appreciate if you'd be quiet." she said with a huge fake smile.

I glared. "I'd APPRECIATE if you'd wipe that big fat smile on your face! What are you? The Joker?"

She rolled her eyes and walked away, and Freddie nudged me. "Do you WANT to get kicked out of the plane?"

I groaned. I was glad I wasn't hungry. I had a jumbo shrimp basket at Carly's. All of a sudden, I heard the flight attendant say something with her big fat mouth. "Everyone fasten your seatbelts, we are about to take off. Thank you."

We started to go up in the air after a minute or so, and the shrimp wasn't setting well in my stomach. Something funny was going on in there, and I didn't want it to come out. Suddenly, I turned over to Freddie and yurked all over him.

He looked horrified. "SAM!"

Carly gasped. "Oh my god! Are you all right? I'm calling the flight attendant!" Carly flailed her arms and yelled, trying to get the flight attendant's attention.

I looked at Freddie and smirked. "Whoops." I took my tounge and tried to taste a little of barf on my lip.

Freddie interrupted me. "Sam! What are you doing! You don't TASTE puke!"

I frowned. "I thought it would taste like shrimp!"

He fought back a smile while saying, "Well it sure doesn't SMELL like shrimp." He crinkled his nose.

Ms. Grinny Lady finally came. "What seems to be the...oh." Her lips curled back at the sight of puke. "Well it looks like someone had a little accident." She tried to smile.

"What...n...n...no.." Freddie tried to explain.

I put my hand over his mouth. "No talking or you'll yurk again." I smirked. "Poor boy couldn't keep it in him." I shook my head.

The Joker smiled again. "Well it looks like ONE couple won't be doing any kissing on the plane for a while."

I grinned. "Who?"

She looked confused. "You guys." She pointed to me and Freddie.

"WHAT!"

Carly looked suprised as the flight attendant smiled again. I tried to say something, but she stopped me. "No need to explain. It happens. One time I was with MY boyfriend, and I puked..."

Carly interrupted her. "Ok I think its time for you to go!"

She raised her eyebrows. "Okie-dokie then!" She turned and left.

I started to talk about how crazy the chick was to Carly before I heard Freddie yell, "I STILL DIDN'T GET MY TOWEL!"

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