Disclaimer: Dont own Harry Potter J.K.R does good for her!

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"Ron whats this?"

"What?"

"This?

"What?"

Hermione practically shoved it in his face this time.

"Oh that !"

"Well? ⌠Hermione exclaimed exasperatedly

"I don't know."

"Ronald!"

"Umm...", Ron stared at it hard, scrutinizing it at every angle , " it looks a bit like a dead hamster,but Hermione why would you be carrying around a dead hamster ,it does have diseases you know and plus you being bright and all would know that so that brings us back really to my first question , but would be really be going back to my first question since I never asked a second question in the first place and-

"Ronald your rambling and making me very angry ! This isn't a dead hamster by the way!!!!! This is the hat I made for you last Christmas!!!!"

"Ohhhhh...it smells a bit mangy ",said Ron sniffing it

"Oh really well Ron considering where you kept it!!! I found it piled underneath your underwear in your closet , which you don't fold by the way, kept in a little box with a note taped onto it that read 'Poisonous do not touch'! ⌠

"Oh ya...well...ya see... the thing about that is...I ...its...I mean honestly Hermione look at the state of that thing its┘┘.well I don't want to hurt your feelings and all┘..so I'll put this in a nice way, it looks as if you hade made this for someone who you felt has wronged you in some way ahem, said Ron shining his innocent bright blue eyes at her.

"You call that putting it in a nice way well you know Ronald-"

Hermione never got a chance to finish her sentence just then though because the portrait hole swung open and in entered Lavender Brown prancing in her little mini skirt and outrageously low cut shirt. Her bra was a vivid pink and everybody noticed.
Across the common room Ginny who was talking animatedly to Harry while they sat by the window turned to look at who demanded such a loud entrance. Lavender had pranced in singing on the top of her lungs,

"Oooooooooooooooooooooh Oklahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet When the wind comes right behind the rain.
Oklahoma, Ev'ry night my honey lamb and I Sit alone and talk and watch a hawk Makin' lazy circles in the sky"

(you know the rest or at least Alejandra does but I not gonna name names),a song from her favorite musical Oklahoma.

Ginny was disgusted. She turned back to Harry only to find him staring amusedly at Lavender who after her solo was giggling hysterically. Ginny jealous of Lavender having captured her Harry's attention shouted:

"Oi! Lavender your Bra is showing!" Ginny smirked as she said this thinking that this would deeply embarrass Lavender but instead the result was that all the boys turned after this remark and couldn't take their eyes off Lavender while Lavender simply smiled, shrugged and said "That's the point."

"Slutt." Ginny muttered under her breath.

She turned back to Harry but only saw empty air

"What ...Harry...where-"

She turned and looked around the rest of the common room and saw Harry was snogging Lavender next to the cackling fire while a circle of onlookers whooped.

"Ugh! Well if lavender wants to play that game. " Ginny left to her dorm with an ingenious plan to win back Harry.

Meanwhile Hermione had returned her attention to Ron having finished watching Lavender's little performance.

"So Ronald as I was saying...wait damn what were we talking about?"

"Ummm...,Ron thought for a moment a very long long long long moment, then said "uh I don't know", and then grinned.

"What?" Hermione said a little unnerved at the weird look forming on his face.

"I just remembered something... Hermione,"Ron said saying her name slowly and seductively .

"Ronald I haven't got all day spit it out!"

"One question, when exactly did you have the time to rummage through my unmentionables cause your schedule pretty packed I mean you must have really set aside-"

A look of angst creeped into Hermione's face.

"Erm...I just was ya know looking for my ...erm...book...my...uh...Herbology book you see I dropped it-

"-in my closet while rummaging through my underwear I see. Ron said satisfactorily .

"Ron! That's not what I was gonna say!"

"Yes what were you gonna say about my sexy underwear ?" Ronald said quickly trying to catch Hermione off guard.

"Oh that your underwear's really stupid!" Hermione exclaimed furiously and stormed off while Ron shouted after her,

"You still haven't answered my first question Hermy ,why were you digging through my unmentionables?"

Hmmm he thought maybe I get some after answers if I dig through her unmentionables. The thought of that made him feel warm and fuzzy inside.