Tobi and Tigressana's Date
In the Akatsuki hideout, Tobi and Tigressana are discussing where they are going to have their next date.
Tobi: So, where should we eat tonight?
Leader: Chuck E. Cheese! I want to eat at Chuck E. Cheese!
Tigressana: NOT YOU! WE'RE DISCUSSING OUR DATE PLAN FOR TONIGHT!
Tobi: Whoa take it easy, Tiger-Muffin!
Tigressana: Sorry, Tobi-kun. Hey, why don't we go to Red Robin's!
Tobi: That's a great idea!
Later at Red Robin's, Tobi and Tigressana were eating outside.
Tigressana: I'll have the Clam chowder with a Dr. Pepper. What are you going to have, Tobi-kun?
Tobi: I'll have the Whispey River Burger with an Orange soda.
Waiter: Would you two love birds like to have a free order of fries along with a chocolate vanilla swirl shake?
Tobi and Tigressana: Yes, that would be great!
Waiter: Coming right up!
Tigressana and Tobi: Thank you.
Tobi: So, why don't we do something to pass the time?
Tigressana: That's a great idea, Tobi-kun! Ooh, ooh! Let's do impressions of the others!
Tobi: Ok! You go first, Tiger-muffin.
Tigressana: Ok I'm going to do Deidara first. ahem Hey Danna, un! My art is way better than your's, un!
Tobi: Wow! You sounded just like Deidara-sempai! Ok, my turn! ahem I'm a good boy!
Tigressana: Umm, Tobi. You have to do someone else.
Tobi: Oh. ahem Foolish little brother. You have grown strong, but you lack…hatred.
Tigressana: Wow! You sounded just like Itachi-sama!
Waiter: Here you two go! One Whispey River burger and a bowl of clam chowder. And here are your drinks, shake and fries!
Tobi and Tigressana: Thank you.
After Tigressana and Tobi ate and paid their bill, they went back to the hideout.
Leader: Everyone get in here, now!
Konan: Pein, stop yelling!
Leader(Pein): Konan, I thought I told to keep my name a secret!
Others: Your name is Pain?!
Pein: No, not Pain! It's Pein! P-E-I-N!
Others: Oooooohhhhhhh.
Sebres: Is there a difference?
Others: When did you get here?!
Sebres: I just took Pein to Chuck E. Cheeses!
Pein: I won a guitar! (starts jamming on it)
Deidara: So, how was your date, un?
Tobi: It was great! We got fries and a shake on the house!
Tigressana: Yeah, it was one of our best dates ever! Wait, why are we telling you?! This is our private life, not our public life!
Sasori: Gee, lighten up, will yah?
Tigressana: Sorry, I've just been a bit moody lately.
Sebres: It's okay sensei, you're just having your period!
Tigressana: No I'm not!!
Sebres: Then why are you dripping blood on the floor?
Tigressana: We were attacked. I was the only one hit, luckily we got away.
Others: Wow.
Pein: (stops jamming on his guitar) You're going to have to clean that up, you know!
After Tigressana cleaned up the mess, they all went to bed.
THE END!
Tune in next time!