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Karalen: This is my other humor fic! This'll be kinda long, but all the more you'll laugh! At least, I hope you laugh...Some of my ideas here came from the fanfic called, "You know this is a bad idea, right?". And I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
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CHAPTER 1: THE YAMIS VS. COOKING
Yugi: (goes in Yami's soul room) YAAAAAMIIIIII!!!
Yami: GAH! What was that for?
Yugi: Oh nothing. I just wanted to see if you were still alive.
Yami: .....
Yugi: Oh, and I also wanted to say that I'm going to go see the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers again.
Yami: What?! Didn't you see that movie about 87 times already!?
Yugi: That's right! I still need to memorize all the lines from there! I still can't remember what Legolas says to Gimli while they're running...
Yami: It's 'Come Gimli'.
Yugi: LIAR!!! Anyway, I'll be going. (goes out of the soul room. Yami follows. Yugi speaks as he heads towards his car) Now remember Yami, do not touch the TV, the TV remote, the VCR, the washing machine, the dryer, the dish washing machine, the sink, the stove, the microwave, the light switch, (goes on for three pages without breathing) And the stove.
Yami: You already said the stove...and you got some powerful lungs Yugi!
Yugi: I may be short, but I got big lungs! In order to be safe...just sit on the couch and don't move. (goes to car, fishtails out of the driveway and leaves)
Yami: (twitches his finger)
Yugi: (swerves back in driveway) I SAID DON'T MOVE!!! (backs out again)
Yami: O_O He's good...(waits a few minutes before moving. Yugi doesn't come back. Satisfied, he heads towards the kitchen) Now..how to confess my love to my aibou without really confessing my love to him? Hm...I know! I'll make a candle light dinner for him! (he looks at the microwave and glares at it)
FLASHBACK
Yami: (pushes a button on the microwave)
Microwave: (explodes)
Yugi: (from other room. Unhuman scream) WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
Yami: Um...nothing! (hides the microwave)
END FLASHBACK
Yami: I'm going to need some...some...h-h-h-el-p. (goes to the phone) At least I can touch this...now, how do you work this thing again? (pushes some random buttons)
Man on phone: Y'ello?
Yami: Um...yeah...is Ryou there?
Man on phone: Ay Martha! Do we gots a kid named Ryou 'ere? .... Nah. Sorry guy.
Yami: I have the wrong number then. (dials more numbers)
Guy on phone: What the HELL do you want?!
Yami: Hello, Tomb Robber.
Bakura: PHARAOH! You better have a good reason to call!
Yami: I need your h-h-h-el-p.
Bakura: HELP?! BWA HA HA!!! The Pharaoh can't cook!
Yami: You can't either!
Bakura: ......
Yami: Is Ryou there?
Bakura: NO! He said he had to go see some movie. Something called The Lord of the Rings: The Three Towers.
Yami: It's Two Towers. And what is it with out hikaris and Lord of the Rings?
Bakura: I don't know...wait a minute...we're having a FRIENDLY conversation?! NO! I won't stand for it!
Yami: (stern pharaoh type voice) Help me cook.
Bakura: Ok. (hangs up and heads to Yami's house. He takes out his cell- phone and dials the only number he knows) Malik?
Marik: No.
Bakura: Is Malik there?
Marik: No. He went to see The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers again.
Bakura: Jeez! Well, you need to get over to the Pharaoh's place! He actually needs our....dare I say it...help.
Marik: NO WAY!
Bakura: Like, yeah! So like, if you wanna see the Pharaoh in need of our help, just like, head over here!
Marik: On my way! (hangs up)
(Meanwhile, at the Pharaoh's house)
Yami: (gets out a whole skinned Turkey) Yugi likes this stuff...(He gets out some vegetables, chocolate, and other things)
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: (jumps a foot in the air) AGH! I've got to fix that thing...
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: COMING!!! (opens it to reveal...) Marik?
Marik: Yeah! Bakura said you needed our help!
Yami: Damn Tomb robber...
Bakura: (getting out of bushes) I heard that!
Marik: ....can we come in?
Yami: Oh, of course! (lets them in)
Marik: So, what is this thing that you need (snicker) help (snicker) with?
Yami: I was planning on making a candle light dinner for Yugi...
Bakura: Awwww, does wittle Pharaoh have a cwush?
Yami: (blush) Well...HEY! Since when did you get so friendly?!
Bakura: ...stupid hikari...
Marik: Are we going to make the dinner or not?!
Yami: Oh...right.
Bakura: Can't you just order take out?!
Yami: No, we have to cook it!
Bakura: You mean...(glances towards the kitchen fearfully) in THERE?
Marik: (also looks towards kitchen fearfully) The dreaded place for all yamis to be?
Yami: Yes. I am talking about...(looks at the kitchen entrance) The kitchen.
Bakura: You know that we can't enter THERE! We'd die!
Marik: We're already dead.
Bakura: Yeah...right...I can't!
Yami: I must.
Bakura: No, I can't!
Yami: WE must!
Bakura: There has to be another way!
Yami: There is no other way!
Bakura: There HAS to be!
Marik: Guys, stop taking lines from our show and let's conquer our fears!
Yami: (gets a bag called 'Yami's fears'. He sticks a red flag in it and speaks in a Britain accent) YES! I have conquered you! MWA HA HA!!!
Bakura: ...pharaoh no baka has officially lost it..
Marik: Agreed.
(A few minutes later. The trio fearfully enters the kitchen. They glance nervously around them.)
Bakura: There it is...the dreaded...refrigerator! (hides behind Marik)
Marik: And...the...TIMER!!! (hides behind Yami)
Yami: Guys, we must be strong. We have to do this for Yugi!
Bakura: Psh, who cares about Yugi? (starts to walk away)
Marik: (gasp) Ooooooh...(glances nervously at Yami)
Yami: (eyes turn pure white as he grabs Bakura's shirt) Don't. You. EVER. Say. That. Again.
Bakura: EEP! Yes Pharaoh!
Yami: (calms down) Now! Let's do this! (drags Bakura and Marik back in the kitchen. He goes to the stove) Hm...I think I know how to work this thing...(pushes a button. A flame burst up) GAH! (pushes button again. The flame goes off) This is going to take a really long time...
MEANWHILE
Yugi: (stuck in a traffic jam) Dang it! Lord of the Rings starts in ten minutes! (honks horn) Get out of my way!!! Stupid...foolish humans...(grumbles)
BACK IN THE KITCHEN
Yami: Ah, there we go! (gets a frying pan and puts it on the stove) I actually got it to heat up!
Bakura: Yeah, after two hours!
Yami: Shut up!
Bakura: Make me!
Yami: Sorry, I don't know the recipe.
Bakura: ???
Yami: Don't you get it? You said 'Make me', and I said 'I don't know how'?
Bakura: ???
Yami: Never mind.
Marik: *coughcornyjokecough*
Yami: (death glare)
(A short dude with spiked black hair and red eyes comes in and slaps Yami. He then walks out mumbling something about stupid humans)
Bakura: Who was that?
Marik: Hiei, from the show Yu Yu Hakusho. Malik and I watch that show all the time. Apparently, you stole his glare.
Yami: WHAT?! That's MY glare!
Marik: No, it's not. Hiei has copyrighted rights to that glare. He could sue you.
Yami: (grumbles) Fine. (he puts the turkey on the pan) There! Now to work on other things!
Marik: Why can't you just have the turkey raw? The more blood, the better!
Bakura: ...I will not ask.
Yami: Yugi doesn't like blood.
Marik: I see.
Yami: Yeah.
Marik: Very well then! (goes to the timer and shudders) Me and timers have bad memories...
FLASHBACK
Marik: (watching Malik cook. He sneaks up behind him and is about to hug him from behind when...)
Timer: BEEEEEEEEP!!!!!
Marik: (in shock, his hands touch..another part of Malik's body.)
Malik: (jumps about a foot in the air. Unhuman scream) YAAAAMIIIIII!!! I'LL KEEEEEELL YOOOUUU!!!!!!!
Marik: O______O (runs for dear life)
END FLASHBACK
Marik: (shudders again) Hikaris are scary when they're mad...
Bakura: Well, luckily for me, Ryou never gets mad! MWA HA HA!!!
Marik: Then why are you so afraid of the refrigerator?
Bakura: .....
FLASHBACK
Bakura: (sticks his head in the fridge. The fridge closes shut, trapping him in the fridge) AGH!!! STUPID THING!!!
(hours later)
Bakura: Stupid...*cough*...thing...*sneeze*
Ryou: Tadaima (1)! ...Bakura? (goes to fridge and hears cursings and sneezings) BAKURA!!! (gets him out of the fridge)
END FLASHBACK
Bakura: I had a cold for two weeks.
Yami: ...you couldn't just push your way out?
Bakura: HEY! I didn't think about it at the time, that's all!
Yami: Suuuuuure.
Bakura: Shut up!
Yami: Make me!
Bakura: I won't even say it.
Yami: Spoil sport.
Marik: I think kitchen appliances hate us...
Bakura: What made you think that?
Marik: Considering that most of them are glaring at us..
(Marik is right. Most of the kitchen appliances have formed eyes and are glaring at them. Bakura turns around, but the eyes disappear by then)
Bakura: Marik...you have officially gone insane.
Marik: Aren't I already insane?
Bakura: Oh yeaaaaaah...
Yami: Just hurry up and help me cook! (chopping up vegetables lightning fast) It's almost time for the movie to be done!
Bakura: Fine! (gets out some fruit and mixes them together)
Marik: *sigh* (gets out some macaroni and cheese)
(thrity minutes later)
Yami: All right! The turkey should be done! (tries to flip the turkey out of the pan, but it ends up flying towards...Bakura.)
Bakura: NO! Not my face! Not my perfect face!
(Everything switches to slow motion)
Bakura: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (shields his face with his arms)
Marik: BBBAAAAAAAKUUUUUURRRAAAAAA!!!! (heads towards Bakura)
Yami: (holds a hand towards the turkey) SSSSSTOOOOOP!!!! III COOOOMAAAAAND YOOOOUUUUU!!!!
(The Turkey keeps on going. Marik tackles Bakura, and the turkey hits him in the side. Marik screams in agony, then lands on the floor. The speed returns to normal.)
Bakura: (holds Marik) NO! Marik!
Marik: ...Tell Malik...*cough*...That...*cough*...I love him..(goes limp)
Bakura: (drops Marik) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (stomps to Yami) YOU!!! (slaps Yami with a leather glove) I challenge you! I shall avenge Marik's death!
Yami: But I didn't do anything, Tomb Robber!
Bakura: LIAR!!! (tackles Yami. The two have a brawl out)
(An hour later, they hear a sniffling. Everything stops. Yami and Bakura stop punching each other. Joey stopped eating. Tristan stopped poking Joey. Tea stopped right in the middle of a friendship rant. Kaiba stopped typing on his computer and Mokuba stopped playing Duel Monsters. The birds stopped chirping, and even the wind stopped blowing. Yami and Bakura turn slowly towards the source of the sniffling. There stands Yugi, looking at what was left of the kitchen with tears in his eyes. He took a deep breath and...)
Yugi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
(The whole house shook. The kitchen is a wreck. Because of Yami and Bakura's fighting, everything was torn apart. It was a very sad sight.)
Yami: (goes to Yugi) Yugi, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to...
Yugi: (unhuman screech) I'M GOING TO KEEEEEELL YOU YAMIIIIII!!!
Bakura: There's no time for that! Can't you see that Marik's sacrifice was in vein?!
Yugi: (goes to Marik's body and kicks it)
Marik: OW! YUGI! Why'd you have to go and ruin my dramatic death?!
Bakura: ...you were alive the whole time?
Marik: Yep.
Bakura: Ok.
Yugi: (unhuman screech) I'M GONNA KEEEEEELL YOU ALLLLLLLLLL!!! (chases them with a psychotic look in his eyes)
Yamis: AAAAAGH!!! RUN AWAAAAAAY!!! (runs)
To be continued...
Karalen: Whatcha think? By the way, keell is a word that emphasizes the word kill, just in case any of you didn't know that. Eh, I made this up when I was sugar high. I got a few ideas from the hilarious fanfic, "You know this is a bad idea, right?" from Yu Yu Hakusho...GO READ IT! It's hilarious! Oh, and see that button on the left side on the bottom of your screen? Push that button and review! Oh, and I also do not own Hiei. And please, do not try and steal Hiei's glare, or you'll get sued.
(1)- Tadaima means 'I'm home'
Karalen: This is my other humor fic! This'll be kinda long, but all the more you'll laugh! At least, I hope you laugh...Some of my ideas here came from the fanfic called, "You know this is a bad idea, right?". And I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
(blah) - Action 'blah' - Quotes
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CHAPTER 1: THE YAMIS VS. COOKING
Yugi: (goes in Yami's soul room) YAAAAAMIIIIII!!!
Yami: GAH! What was that for?
Yugi: Oh nothing. I just wanted to see if you were still alive.
Yami: .....
Yugi: Oh, and I also wanted to say that I'm going to go see the Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers again.
Yami: What?! Didn't you see that movie about 87 times already!?
Yugi: That's right! I still need to memorize all the lines from there! I still can't remember what Legolas says to Gimli while they're running...
Yami: It's 'Come Gimli'.
Yugi: LIAR!!! Anyway, I'll be going. (goes out of the soul room. Yami follows. Yugi speaks as he heads towards his car) Now remember Yami, do not touch the TV, the TV remote, the VCR, the washing machine, the dryer, the dish washing machine, the sink, the stove, the microwave, the light switch, (goes on for three pages without breathing) And the stove.
Yami: You already said the stove...and you got some powerful lungs Yugi!
Yugi: I may be short, but I got big lungs! In order to be safe...just sit on the couch and don't move. (goes to car, fishtails out of the driveway and leaves)
Yami: (twitches his finger)
Yugi: (swerves back in driveway) I SAID DON'T MOVE!!! (backs out again)
Yami: O_O He's good...(waits a few minutes before moving. Yugi doesn't come back. Satisfied, he heads towards the kitchen) Now..how to confess my love to my aibou without really confessing my love to him? Hm...I know! I'll make a candle light dinner for him! (he looks at the microwave and glares at it)
FLASHBACK
Yami: (pushes a button on the microwave)
Microwave: (explodes)
Yugi: (from other room. Unhuman scream) WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
Yami: Um...nothing! (hides the microwave)
END FLASHBACK
Yami: I'm going to need some...some...h-h-h-el-p. (goes to the phone) At least I can touch this...now, how do you work this thing again? (pushes some random buttons)
Man on phone: Y'ello?
Yami: Um...yeah...is Ryou there?
Man on phone: Ay Martha! Do we gots a kid named Ryou 'ere? .... Nah. Sorry guy.
Yami: I have the wrong number then. (dials more numbers)
Guy on phone: What the HELL do you want?!
Yami: Hello, Tomb Robber.
Bakura: PHARAOH! You better have a good reason to call!
Yami: I need your h-h-h-el-p.
Bakura: HELP?! BWA HA HA!!! The Pharaoh can't cook!
Yami: You can't either!
Bakura: ......
Yami: Is Ryou there?
Bakura: NO! He said he had to go see some movie. Something called The Lord of the Rings: The Three Towers.
Yami: It's Two Towers. And what is it with out hikaris and Lord of the Rings?
Bakura: I don't know...wait a minute...we're having a FRIENDLY conversation?! NO! I won't stand for it!
Yami: (stern pharaoh type voice) Help me cook.
Bakura: Ok. (hangs up and heads to Yami's house. He takes out his cell- phone and dials the only number he knows) Malik?
Marik: No.
Bakura: Is Malik there?
Marik: No. He went to see The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers again.
Bakura: Jeez! Well, you need to get over to the Pharaoh's place! He actually needs our....dare I say it...help.
Marik: NO WAY!
Bakura: Like, yeah! So like, if you wanna see the Pharaoh in need of our help, just like, head over here!
Marik: On my way! (hangs up)
(Meanwhile, at the Pharaoh's house)
Yami: (gets out a whole skinned Turkey) Yugi likes this stuff...(He gets out some vegetables, chocolate, and other things)
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: (jumps a foot in the air) AGH! I've got to fix that thing...
Door: DING DONG!!!
Yami: COMING!!! (opens it to reveal...) Marik?
Marik: Yeah! Bakura said you needed our help!
Yami: Damn Tomb robber...
Bakura: (getting out of bushes) I heard that!
Marik: ....can we come in?
Yami: Oh, of course! (lets them in)
Marik: So, what is this thing that you need (snicker) help (snicker) with?
Yami: I was planning on making a candle light dinner for Yugi...
Bakura: Awwww, does wittle Pharaoh have a cwush?
Yami: (blush) Well...HEY! Since when did you get so friendly?!
Bakura: ...stupid hikari...
Marik: Are we going to make the dinner or not?!
Yami: Oh...right.
Bakura: Can't you just order take out?!
Yami: No, we have to cook it!
Bakura: You mean...(glances towards the kitchen fearfully) in THERE?
Marik: (also looks towards kitchen fearfully) The dreaded place for all yamis to be?
Yami: Yes. I am talking about...(looks at the kitchen entrance) The kitchen.
Bakura: You know that we can't enter THERE! We'd die!
Marik: We're already dead.
Bakura: Yeah...right...I can't!
Yami: I must.
Bakura: No, I can't!
Yami: WE must!
Bakura: There has to be another way!
Yami: There is no other way!
Bakura: There HAS to be!
Marik: Guys, stop taking lines from our show and let's conquer our fears!
Yami: (gets a bag called 'Yami's fears'. He sticks a red flag in it and speaks in a Britain accent) YES! I have conquered you! MWA HA HA!!!
Bakura: ...pharaoh no baka has officially lost it..
Marik: Agreed.
(A few minutes later. The trio fearfully enters the kitchen. They glance nervously around them.)
Bakura: There it is...the dreaded...refrigerator! (hides behind Marik)
Marik: And...the...TIMER!!! (hides behind Yami)
Yami: Guys, we must be strong. We have to do this for Yugi!
Bakura: Psh, who cares about Yugi? (starts to walk away)
Marik: (gasp) Ooooooh...(glances nervously at Yami)
Yami: (eyes turn pure white as he grabs Bakura's shirt) Don't. You. EVER. Say. That. Again.
Bakura: EEP! Yes Pharaoh!
Yami: (calms down) Now! Let's do this! (drags Bakura and Marik back in the kitchen. He goes to the stove) Hm...I think I know how to work this thing...(pushes a button. A flame burst up) GAH! (pushes button again. The flame goes off) This is going to take a really long time...
MEANWHILE
Yugi: (stuck in a traffic jam) Dang it! Lord of the Rings starts in ten minutes! (honks horn) Get out of my way!!! Stupid...foolish humans...(grumbles)
BACK IN THE KITCHEN
Yami: Ah, there we go! (gets a frying pan and puts it on the stove) I actually got it to heat up!
Bakura: Yeah, after two hours!
Yami: Shut up!
Bakura: Make me!
Yami: Sorry, I don't know the recipe.
Bakura: ???
Yami: Don't you get it? You said 'Make me', and I said 'I don't know how'?
Bakura: ???
Yami: Never mind.
Marik: *coughcornyjokecough*
Yami: (death glare)
(A short dude with spiked black hair and red eyes comes in and slaps Yami. He then walks out mumbling something about stupid humans)
Bakura: Who was that?
Marik: Hiei, from the show Yu Yu Hakusho. Malik and I watch that show all the time. Apparently, you stole his glare.
Yami: WHAT?! That's MY glare!
Marik: No, it's not. Hiei has copyrighted rights to that glare. He could sue you.
Yami: (grumbles) Fine. (he puts the turkey on the pan) There! Now to work on other things!
Marik: Why can't you just have the turkey raw? The more blood, the better!
Bakura: ...I will not ask.
Yami: Yugi doesn't like blood.
Marik: I see.
Yami: Yeah.
Marik: Very well then! (goes to the timer and shudders) Me and timers have bad memories...
FLASHBACK
Marik: (watching Malik cook. He sneaks up behind him and is about to hug him from behind when...)
Timer: BEEEEEEEEP!!!!!
Marik: (in shock, his hands touch..another part of Malik's body.)
Malik: (jumps about a foot in the air. Unhuman scream) YAAAAMIIIIII!!! I'LL KEEEEEELL YOOOUUU!!!!!!!
Marik: O______O (runs for dear life)
END FLASHBACK
Marik: (shudders again) Hikaris are scary when they're mad...
Bakura: Well, luckily for me, Ryou never gets mad! MWA HA HA!!!
Marik: Then why are you so afraid of the refrigerator?
Bakura: .....
FLASHBACK
Bakura: (sticks his head in the fridge. The fridge closes shut, trapping him in the fridge) AGH!!! STUPID THING!!!
(hours later)
Bakura: Stupid...*cough*...thing...*sneeze*
Ryou: Tadaima (1)! ...Bakura? (goes to fridge and hears cursings and sneezings) BAKURA!!! (gets him out of the fridge)
END FLASHBACK
Bakura: I had a cold for two weeks.
Yami: ...you couldn't just push your way out?
Bakura: HEY! I didn't think about it at the time, that's all!
Yami: Suuuuuure.
Bakura: Shut up!
Yami: Make me!
Bakura: I won't even say it.
Yami: Spoil sport.
Marik: I think kitchen appliances hate us...
Bakura: What made you think that?
Marik: Considering that most of them are glaring at us..
(Marik is right. Most of the kitchen appliances have formed eyes and are glaring at them. Bakura turns around, but the eyes disappear by then)
Bakura: Marik...you have officially gone insane.
Marik: Aren't I already insane?
Bakura: Oh yeaaaaaah...
Yami: Just hurry up and help me cook! (chopping up vegetables lightning fast) It's almost time for the movie to be done!
Bakura: Fine! (gets out some fruit and mixes them together)
Marik: *sigh* (gets out some macaroni and cheese)
(thrity minutes later)
Yami: All right! The turkey should be done! (tries to flip the turkey out of the pan, but it ends up flying towards...Bakura.)
Bakura: NO! Not my face! Not my perfect face!
(Everything switches to slow motion)
Bakura: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (shields his face with his arms)
Marik: BBBAAAAAAAKUUUUUURRRAAAAAA!!!! (heads towards Bakura)
Yami: (holds a hand towards the turkey) SSSSSTOOOOOP!!!! III COOOOMAAAAAND YOOOOUUUUU!!!!
(The Turkey keeps on going. Marik tackles Bakura, and the turkey hits him in the side. Marik screams in agony, then lands on the floor. The speed returns to normal.)
Bakura: (holds Marik) NO! Marik!
Marik: ...Tell Malik...*cough*...That...*cough*...I love him..(goes limp)
Bakura: (drops Marik) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (stomps to Yami) YOU!!! (slaps Yami with a leather glove) I challenge you! I shall avenge Marik's death!
Yami: But I didn't do anything, Tomb Robber!
Bakura: LIAR!!! (tackles Yami. The two have a brawl out)
(An hour later, they hear a sniffling. Everything stops. Yami and Bakura stop punching each other. Joey stopped eating. Tristan stopped poking Joey. Tea stopped right in the middle of a friendship rant. Kaiba stopped typing on his computer and Mokuba stopped playing Duel Monsters. The birds stopped chirping, and even the wind stopped blowing. Yami and Bakura turn slowly towards the source of the sniffling. There stands Yugi, looking at what was left of the kitchen with tears in his eyes. He took a deep breath and...)
Yugi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
(The whole house shook. The kitchen is a wreck. Because of Yami and Bakura's fighting, everything was torn apart. It was a very sad sight.)
Yami: (goes to Yugi) Yugi, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to...
Yugi: (unhuman screech) I'M GOING TO KEEEEEELL YOU YAMIIIIII!!!
Bakura: There's no time for that! Can't you see that Marik's sacrifice was in vein?!
Yugi: (goes to Marik's body and kicks it)
Marik: OW! YUGI! Why'd you have to go and ruin my dramatic death?!
Bakura: ...you were alive the whole time?
Marik: Yep.
Bakura: Ok.
Yugi: (unhuman screech) I'M GONNA KEEEEEELL YOU ALLLLLLLLLL!!! (chases them with a psychotic look in his eyes)
Yamis: AAAAAGH!!! RUN AWAAAAAAY!!! (runs)
To be continued...
Karalen: Whatcha think? By the way, keell is a word that emphasizes the word kill, just in case any of you didn't know that. Eh, I made this up when I was sugar high. I got a few ideas from the hilarious fanfic, "You know this is a bad idea, right?" from Yu Yu Hakusho...GO READ IT! It's hilarious! Oh, and see that button on the left side on the bottom of your screen? Push that button and review! Oh, and I also do not own Hiei. And please, do not try and steal Hiei's glare, or you'll get sued.
(1)- Tadaima means 'I'm home'