Ok, so I got inspired to write this because of all the crap that kids are listening to now-a-days with the cursing, and the bad, and all that jazz. (like many of you care but still) Of course, I am no exception cause all the songs in here are on my ipod. Hahaha so then review's n junk.
"Talking"
'Dib thinking.'
'Song lyrics
'
Dib sighed and plopped down on the couch in Zim's house. He and Zim lived together now, considering Dib's dad kicked him out junior year of highskool, so he had no where else to go. So it only made sense for him to go and live with his current boyfriend, Zim.
He knew that he left his i pod on the side table in the bedroom but now he couldn't find it. He also knew that almost for sure his Irken had stolen it. Dib got up slowly and went looking for Zim this time rather than the i pod again.
He wandered down the hall way and into the various rooms of the house. Attempting to find the green creature who he thought had stolen his i pod. Now…what would an alien want with his ipod he would probably never knew all he knew is that he was quickly becoming angry with his lack of music.
"Zim?" he questioned.
"Zimmmm…" He hollered.
'Where is he?' Dib thought to himself. 'He should be here somewhere…' Sighing,Dib decided to go down to the lab. After him and Zim got together Zim would let him down in the lab because now there was nothing to hide Zim, wasn't planning on destroying anything for a while.
"Zim!" Dib cried out in exasperation. "Come on Zim I want my i pod back." He said. Finally reaching the lab of the base Dib saw Zim, and he saw his ipod. "Zim come on you had to have heard me I've been calling for you for a while now." He said.
"Yea yea I heard you." The Irken said quietly.
"Then why didn't you respond?" the human teen questioned.
"A-cuz I didn't want to, I was listening to your Hyooman moosic."
'Oh great he went through my ipod, not that anything horrible is on there…I think, well nothing that nobody else listens to.'
"Zim wants to know why hoomans have such…vulgar, nasteh, moosic." The Irken said.
"What do you mean by vulgar Zim?" Dib said questioningly. Zim slowly searched through the teen's music once again trying to find the songs that he was talking about.
"Well it sings about…well, stuff and I want to know why they wanna sing about it."
Dib sighed, "I really need you to be more descriptive there Zim."
"Hold on hold on Zimmmm needs to find itttt." The irken said in a slightly aggravated tone. Zim grinned as he found the first song he had been talking about and played it.
'Everywhere I go bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
Everywhere I go bitches always know
That Charlie scene has got a weenie that he loves to show
Wake up, grab beer, grab rear
Shave beard, put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm un-'
Suddenly the music cut off. "See Dib-human? Nasteh music with bad messages for the little people of this...filthy earthhh. Why would WE care that HEE is…"
"Banging sluts…Zim?'
"Mhm..yes?"
"No one does people only listen to it for the good beat, or whatever, that it has."
"Well..ZIMM, does not feel that this music is GOODDD. And shall not listen to it. EVERRR." The green irken said as he put on another song.
'Damn right hoe you're so sleezy!
You give me the hibby jibbies!'
Zim cut it off again. "What are people supposed to say to that?!"
'Shut the fuck up bitch, quit talking.
I want to see those panties dropping. Drop dropping.
Drop dropping. Drop those fucking panties girl!'
"SEEEE. The Moosicc..it…it burnnnsss." Zim shouted as he fell and convulsed on the floor, while Dib was trying not to laugh went and helped his boyfriend up.
"Well Zim you really wanna know why people sing about this?" Dib said already forming ideas in his mind of how to show, and explain Zim of why they do.
Zim popped up excitedly 'Yes the almighty Zim wishes to knowwww.'
'Well Zim people sing about those things be-'
'Waittt can you explain those…things to Zimmmm.'
Dib sighed in exasperation "I was trying. Zim it's the same things we do pretty much." Zim stared at Dib for a few seconds then tilted his head to the side.
"Hm?"
Dib looked at Zim and understood that he obviously wasn't getting this. "You know what I mean Zim. I told you, just like the stuff we do."
"Yesssss but Dib we do LOTS of things, I don't know which one you're talking about." Zim grinned.
Dib wasn't sure if Zim was enjoying annoying him, or if he had something horrible in his green, alien mind, it was hard to tell. Dib glared at Zim and sighed still trying to figure out what to do.
Suddenly the Irken blasted more music from his i pod.
'Shut up and sleep with me
Come on uh huh and sleep with me
Don' you listen to those old conventions
No try to suppress your real intentions
You're open minded, at least that's what you keep on sayin'
Don't be afraid of doing what you're best at
Shut up
Shut u-'
Zim looked at Dib expediently.
"Well?"
"Well what Zim?"
"I'm waiting for my…explanation."
"Well as I said Zim, it's the same things we do and people sing about it because they think it's cool and sexy or something like that, or they think we actually are who's screwin' who."
Zim nodded finally seeming to understand.
"So really they have no purpose in singing this…nasty moosic?"
"pretty much, I don't think that they know that they are slowly but surely corrupting this generations children and will continue to happen." Dib said, while leaning down towards Zim and wrapping his arms around the Irken's waist.
"Then why's it popular?"
"Because"
"Because?"
Dib looked down at Zim and shook his head. Simply staring into the Irken's eyes he figured now it was time to show Zim why people sung about the awful stuff that's in music, movies, and TV shows.
Dib planted his lips firmly on Zim's.
"See Zim?" Dib said while pulling back away from Zim.
Zim grinned and shook his head. "Guess you'll have to show me some more."
Dib smiled and leaned down proceeding to kiss Zim again while reaching to play with his antenna.
"Gladly."
Songs used- 'every where I go' by Hollywood undead
'Sex toyz' by Brokencyde
'Shut up and sleep with me' by Sin with Sebastian